Psmith in the CityWodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
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Psmith in the City
Wodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
Humorous stories
At first the murmurs conveyed nothing to him. Then suddenly a name
caught his ear. Strowther was the name, and somehow it suggested
something to him. He could not say precisely what. It seemed to touch
some chord of memory. He knew no one of the name of Strowther. He was
sure of that. And yet it was curiously familiar. An unusual name, too.
He could not help feeling that at one time he must have known it quite
well.
'Mr Strowther,' murmured Psmith, 'said that the hon. gentleman's
remarks would have been nothing short of treason, if they had not been
so obviously the mere babblings of an irresponsible lunatic. Cries of
"Order, order," and a voice, "Sit down, fat-head!"'
For just one moment Mr Bickersdyke's memory poised motionless, like a
hawk about to swoop. Then it darted at the mark. Everything came to him
in a flash. The hands of the clock whizzed back. He was no longer Mr
John Bickersdyke, manager of the London branch of the New Asiatic Bank,
lying on a sofa in the Cumberland Street Turkish Baths. He was Jack
Bickersdyke, clerk in the employ of Messrs Norton and Biggleswade,
standing on a chair and shouting 'Order! order!' in the Masonic Room of
the 'Red Lion' at Tulse Hill, while the members of the Tulse Hill
Parliament, divided into two camps, yelled at one another, and young
Tom Barlow, in his official capacity as Mister Speaker, waved his arms
dumbly, and banged the table with his mallet in his efforts to restore
calm.
He remembered the whole affair as if it had happened yesterday. It had
been a speech of his own which had called forth the above expression of
opinion from Strowther. He remembered Strowther now, a pale, spectacled
clerk in Baxter and Abrahams, an inveterate upholder of the throne, the
House of Lords and all constituted authority. Strowther had objected to
the socialistic sentiments of his speech in connection with the Budget,
and there had been a disturbance unparalleled even in the Tulse Hill
Parliament, where disturbances were frequent and loud....
Psmith looked across at him with a bright smile. 'They report you
verbatim,' he said. 'And rightly. A more able speech I have seldom
read. I like the bit where you call the Royal Family "blood-suckers".
Even then, it seems you knew how to express yourself fluently and
well.'
Mr Bickersdyke sat up. The hands of the clock had moved again, and he
was back in what Psmith had called the live, vivid present.
'What have you got there?' he demanded.
'It is a record,' said Psmith, 'of the meeting of an institution called
the Tulse Hill Parliament. A bright, chatty little institution, too, if
one may judge by these reports. You in particular, if I may say so,
appear to have let yourself go with refreshing vim. Your political
views have changed a great deal since those days, have they not? It is
extremely interesting. A most fascinating study for political students.
When I send these speeches of yours to the _Clarion_--'
Mr Bickersdyke bounded on his sofa.
'What!' he cried.
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