Ptomaine Street: The Tale of Warble PetticoatWells, Carolyn
General
Ptomaine Street: The Tale of Warble Petticoat
Wells, Carolyn
Fiction; Lewis, Sinclair, 1885-1951 -- Parodies, imitations, etc.
The week after, the Leathershams gave a party. The gilt-chaired audience
listened to Sable Caviaro the new Russian violinist and Slubber D.
Gullion, who discoursed on the Current Trend of Current Bolshe Vikings.
The refreshing episode consisted of champagne and Saratoga chips.
CHAPTER VIII
The Restless Sexteen was the record altitude of Butterfly Center. It was
the elect and select of the intellect; it was the whole show--the very
Wholly of Whollies. To belong to it was canonization. Though some of its
members also belonged to the Toddletopsis Club, it meant their leading a
double life.
The Restless Sexteen were mostly young married women with their husbands
as nonresident members.
They studied higher psychology and broader psychopathy. The wrestled
with and threw Einstein and let themselves dream again with Freud.
Psychoanalysis was their washpot, and over the fourth dimension did they
cast their shoes.
Their afternoon digest was held at Faith Loveman's and Warble went.
The Loveman home was an abstract bungalow, which showed rather plainly
the iron hand in the velvet glove influence of the Japanese.
The large light hall had a built-in abstract table, and on this was an
enormous bronze plaque which held a thin layer of water on which rested
one pansy.
Faith's devotion to the Doctrine of Elimination allowed nothing else
in the hall, but in the living room there were three whole pieces of
furniture besides, of course, the caterer's gilt chairs brought in to
hold the restless sex as they tried to rest from their restlessness.
Faith Loveman looked curiously at Warble.
“You can't be very restless,” she observed, “you'd be thinner.”
Warble smiled engagingly.
“I do want to be thinner,” she conciliated, “how can I?”
And, somehow, that started them all off. They restlessly gave advice,
recommended certain exercises, uncertain drugs and most unattractive
diets.
They told their own experiences, extolled or berated their masseuses,
scribbled addresses of corsetieres for one another, and in their
interest and restless excitement they forgot all about Warble and she
wanted to go home.
But she had her mission to perform, and she waited until they restlessly
changed the subject.
They discussed current plays and seemed to get out of them far more than
the author ever put in. They talked of a picture exhibit at the Gauguin
Galleries, but this was as Choctaw to Warble; not a word could she
understand.
“Are you of the cognoscenti?” asked Faith Loveman of Warble. “I know
all about art but I don't know what I like,” she returned, blushing
prettily.
“Oh, we'll teach you that. That's what this club is for, to help us to
find ourselves, to give our restlessness an outlet to express the ego in
our cosmos and illumine the dark patches of our souls. We're riding the
pace that kills, living at the tension that snaps, blowing the bubble
that breaks. We need an outlet--a vent--you understand?”
“Yop,” said Warble, “your soul pressure is too high.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account