‘How’s it look?’ demanded Pud triumphantly as he sent the last tack
home and raised a flushed countenance to Tim.
‘All right,’ answered the other doubtfully, ‘only――’
‘Only what?’
‘I never saw “Roger” spelled with a “d,” Pud.’
‘Why not? R-o-d, Rod, g-e-r, ger; Rodger. Isn’t that right?’
Tim shook his head. ‘There isn’t any “d,” Pud.’
Pud scratched his bare head sheepishly. Then he grinned. ‘Oh, well,
what’s the diff? I guess lots of pirates didn’t spell any better than I
do! Look, here’s the one for the other side.’ He held up a second strip
of oilcloth and Tim read VENGANCE. This time he didn’t have the heart
to correct the spelling.
‘Fine,’ he said, ‘but what’s the idea of having different names?’
‘Well, I couldn’t decide which was the best. Besides, Tim, maybe it’ll
confuse the enemy.’
‘Sure,’ agreed the other gravely.
Harmon watched operations in solemn, uncomprehending silence,
noiselessly spelling the word out. Pud’s hammer tap-tapped for a
minute and then there was nothing left to inform the beholder that
this apparently piratical craft was in fact only the hitherto entirely
respectable _Kismet_. But Pud wasn’t through even yet. Next appeared
what looked to have been part of a pillow-slip. This was decorated with
a skull-and-cross-bones, none too successfully executed since the paint
had run rather badly in places. It took Pud quite five minutes to get
the thing tacked to the flagpole, and then, tossing down his hammer,
he waded back to shore and stood for an equal length of time in rapt
contemplation of the improvements. There wasn’t nearly enough breeze
blowing to display the gruesome emblem on the flag, but Pud seemed
thoroughly satisfied, and even Tim was thrilled a little by the wicked
appearance of the transformed launch. As for Harmon, curiosity at last
got the better of him.
‘What ’at flag for?’ he asked.
‘That’s the pirate’s flag,’ Pud informed him. ‘We’re going to be
pirates, Harmon.’
‘Uh-huh. How we gets to be ’em?’
Pud winked at Tim and answered gravely: ‘Oh, we kill folks and rob
them, you know; run them down and scuttle their ships and cut off their
heads and――’
You never could tell beforehand, it seemed, what would touch off
Harmon’s peculiar sense of humor. Now he dropped suddenly to the
grass and writhed in uproarious delight. His teeth flashed and his
eyes rolled and his bare heels beat a wild tattoo on the turf. For
an instant the others were too surprised to do anything save stare.
Pud, indeed, was a trifle chagrined that his explanation had failed to
impress Harmon as he had meant it to. But there was no resisting the
contagion of that laughter, and after a moment they joined in, their
amusement occasioned, though, solely by Harmon’s ridiculous antics.
Harmon ceased almost as suddenly as he had begun and sat up, supported
by widespread hands, and viewed them gravely. Pud conquered his mirth
and demanded sternly:
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