That was a most welcome, appetizing, and satisfactory repast. They had
not eaten anything for eight hours or so, and the bacon and scorched
slices of bread that Harmon called toast and the scalding hot tea
vanished rapidly. Even Gladys Ermintrude, while she appeared desirous
of impressing the others with the daintiness of her appetite, did full
justice to everything. She was inclined to be critical of the tea,
explaining that she was accustomed to having lemon with hers instead
of condensed milk, until Pud told her, almost impolitely, that if
she didn’t like what she was getting she needn’t drink it. Gladys
Ermintrude thereupon conquered her distaste and asked for another cup.
Food can do miraculous things sometimes. It did on this occasion. It
vanished Pud’s irritability, smoothed out the anxious lines on Tim’s
forehead, and set Harmon to crooning a song while he cleared away. It
also made them entirely reckless in the matter of the fire. Or maybe it
was more especially the mosquitoes that did that. Anyway, they piled it
high with wood, with apparently no thought for the kidnapers in Pete
Minger’s launch, and basked in its welcome warmth.
Gladys Ermintrude said it was just like the scene in ‘Haunted Souls,’
where the shipwrecked millionaire and his friends made the fire on the
beach and waited for the waves to drown them. Tim retained sufficient
energy to inquire why they wanted the waves to drown them, and Gladys
Ermintrude explained that there was no escape for them because of the
towering cliffs at their back. Tim suggested that they might have
proceeded farther along the beach and found a place where the cliffs
weren’t so towering, but the girl didn’t seem to think that would have
been possible, although she couldn’t explain just why.
‘Say,’ asked Pud, ‘don’t you ever do anything but go to the movies?’
‘Of course, I do,’ answered Gladys Ermintrude. ‘I attend to my social
duties and――and read a great deal; and then, of course, I’m always
studying my Art.’
‘Gee, you must lead a swell life,’ said Pud. ‘What sort of things do
you read? Ever read “The Three Musketeers”?’
‘N-no, I don’t think so. Who wrote it? Mother is very particular about
my reading. I’ve read all of Annabel Smothers’ stories; “Lady Lucia’s
Diamonds” and “Loved and Lost” and――’
‘Slush,’ said Pud.
‘They’re not either! They’re beautiful! Maybe you wouldn’t care for
them; boys don’t, I guess; they can’t――can’t appreciate sentiment.’
‘Huh,’ grunted Pud.
‘Mister Pud,’ interrupted Harmon, ‘does I get me some of that there
reward?’
‘What reward?’
‘What we gets for unkidnapin’ this here girl.’
‘No, you don’t,’ replied Pud. ‘Nobody gets any reward.’
‘How-come?’
‘Because, in the first place, we don’t want any, and, in the second
place, because there isn’t any!’
‘Why!’ gasped Gladys Ermintrude, deeply pained.
‘Ain’ she say her ma goin’ give ten thousan’ dollars for her?’ asked
Harmon, puzzled.
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