(Extracted from the diary of Toby, M.P.) [Illustration: _Lloyd Charon (to Plutocratic Shades)._ "Your fares will cost you more!"] _House of Commons, Monday, May 4._--Not since epoch-making night four years ago has House been so densely crowded in anticipation of Budget statement. Amongst most honourable traditions of English public life is absolute secrecy in which Budgets are wrapped till veil is lifted by Chancellor of Exchequer. Somehow it gets known in advance when a particular one will prove to be of exceptional public and personal interest. Thus it was to-night. Hence the crowd that filled every bench on floor, every nook and cranny of the galleries. Expectation fully realised. Lloyd George, Atlas in miniature, lightly bore on his shoulders weight of biggest Budget ever presented to House of Commons. Total expenditure L210,203,000. Total revenue L210,455,000. Balance in hand, L252,000. How _Mr. Micawber's_ heart would have glowed over this realisation in colossal figures of his cherished principle! You remember his formula to young _Copperfield_: "Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen six; result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pounds ought and six; result misery." Lloyd George, keeping this axiom steadily in view, after dallying with income and expenditure counted by the hundred million, came out triumphant with L252,000 in his pocket. Spoke for two hours and forty minutes. Avoiding flights of eloquence that were wont to entrance Gladstone's audience on Budget nights, resisting temptation to epigram that beset Mr. Chancellor Lowe, was content with plain business statement. The massive figures dealt with, the millions lightly scattered there and sedulously picked up here, left some passages obscure. Son Austen well advised in reserving criticism till he had opportunity of studying statement set forth in print. [Illustration: _Mr. Chancellor Micawber._ "Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen nineteen six; result, happiness."] A passage in speech followed with breathless interest below Gangway dealt with increase of super-tax. Chancellor set forth how what he called a "L3,500 man" would, in addition to ordinary income-tax, pay 1.7d. in the L. Running up the gamut to "a L10,000 man" he mentioned that the affluent citizen would oblige with an additional 8.9d. "I can," he blandly added, "go further if anybody specially wants me." General expression of sympathy with Houston when he asked what the L100,000 man would be called upon to pay. "The hon. gentleman," said the Chancellor, with encouraging smile bent on inquirer, "will be let off with an additional 15.3d." The Member for the Toxteth division of Liverpool didn't seem so pleased with this prospect as might have been expected. _Business done._--Budget brought in.