Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 104, February 25, 1893Various
General
Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 104, February 25, 1893
Various
English wit and humor -- Periodicals
No doubt of it! A great diplomatic stroke on the part of Mr. JOHN HARE is
this revival of _Diplomacy_--_i.e._, SARDOU'S _Dora_ in an English-made
dress--at the Garrick Theatre. An unequivocal success (of which more "in
our next") on Saturday night for everybody; and, after the Play was over,
the audience, inspired by "the gods," called Mr. and Mrs. BANCROFT before
the curtain. Mrs. BANCROFT, in the course of an admirable little speech,
said, "If I stood here till next week, I should not be able to express all
I feel." Now as, by the right time, it was exactly 11:54 P.M. _Saturday
night_, this clever lady would certainly _not_ have been able in the time
to express all she felt, or to say all she would have liked to say, seeing
there were only six minutes left before "next week" began.
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[Illustration: "GOING FOR THE TIMES!"--CHARGE OF "MERCENARIES."
"Once more unto the breach (of privilege) dear Friends!"--_Henry the
Fifth_, Act iii. s. 1.]
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THE OLD FRENCHMAN AND THE YOUNG.
(_After a Well-known Original._)
"You are old, '_Le Grand Francais_,'" the young Frank said,
"And your hair has become very white.
Yet the Judges award you five years, it is said--
I can't think, at your age, it's quite right."
"Such Gaul gratitude, boy!" _Le Grand Francais_ replied,
"As it brightens history's page;
In my youth I served France, was her boast and her pride;
And France has forgotten my age."
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"I hear," said Mrs. R., "that there is some question of real or sham
Constables at Burlington House. Why not refer it to the Chief Commissioner
of Police?"
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Sad, but True.
Your journalist may be a scribe of sense, or comicality,
Avoiding the sensational, the silly, and the shoppy;
But he can never make a claim to true originality,
His contributions always being recognised as "copy."
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Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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