Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 104, March 18, 1893 — John Shaqi
Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 104, March 18, 1893Various
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 104, March 18, 1893
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English wit and humor -- Periodicals
The Right Hon. took up a piece of paper, and on it wrote the words,
"LOWTHER'S ARCADE."
_Business done._--WOLMER'S Amendment on the Navy Estimates negatived.
_Friday._--Prince ARTHUR, and Statesman to whom AUSTEN CHAMBERLAIN
distantly alludes as "My Right Hon. friend," sit separated by width of
House. But, in assaults on Government, they are not divided. Idle
stories about differences of opinion arising between them quite
unnecessarily denied.
"I never look at them," said TREVELYAN, "without recalling to mind a
passage in what is, I think, my favourite among DICKENS'S novels. You
remember the scene in _Great Expectations_, where _Joe Gargery_ visits
_Pip_, in his day of prosperity, in London? 'Ever best of friends,' says
JOE (CHAMBERLAIN). 'Dear JOE,' says Prince ARTHUR. 'You know, PIP,' says
JOE, 'as you and me were ever friends, and it were looked forrerd to
betwixt us as bein' calc'lated to lead to larks.'"
The expectation not lacking of past fulfilment; full of promise in days
near at hand.
_Business done._--Sat from two to seven discussing whether we shall sit
to-morrow in order to make progress with public business. Finally
decided we shall. Meanwhile, morning sitting slipped away.
[Illustration: "GREAT EXPECTATIONS."
["As persistent attempts are being made to show that Mr.
BALFOUR and Mr. CHAMBERLAIN are at variance respecting
the tactics which should be adopted by the Unionist
Party in Opposition, we may state that more thorough
accord never existed than at the present moment."--_The
Times, March 8, 1893._]
_Gargery Chamberlain._ "You know, PIP, as you and me
were ever the best of Friends!"
_Balfour Pip._ "Dear JO!"]
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VINO ITALIANO CON TEMPERANZA.--Signor VITALI, of the
Italian-Wine-in-England Mission, writes to us to say that Sir WILFRID
LAWSON might temper his favourite beverage of _Aqua Pura_ with half a
gallon flask of _Vinum Purum Italianum_, such as Chianti, and he would
be none the worse for it. We are inclined to agree with the Signor
VITALI, as, in our opinion, there is small likelihood of any Italian
wine-drinker "getting any forrader." Of course Signor VITALI, being
somewhat interested in the matter, and therefore, most hopeful that his
enterprise will result in orders for any number of flasks, and not end
in an empty _fiasco_, would not fail to point out that Italian wine is
likely to have a prolonged existence in this country, as it is not
lacking in Vitali-ty.
* * * * *
TONE AND TINT.--(By a Wearer of the Green.)
YOUR Orangeman swears--he's a terrible fellow!--
They shan't set the Green o'er his favourite Yellow.
His shout's "No surrender!" And is he so Green
As to think we'll turn Yellow because of his spleen?
No, no! He may vow in his last ditch he'll die,
But--we're not to be scared by a _Hue_ and a _Cry_!
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