Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 104, March 18, 1893Various
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 104, March 18, 1893
Various
English wit and humor -- Periodicals
_Hilda._ Wrong--_straws!_ Poor TESMAN _didn't_ fancy that--so he shot
himself, _un_-beautifully, through his ticket-pocket. And I went on and
took Rosmersholm for the Summer. There had been misfortune in the house,
so it was to let. Dear good old Rector KROLL acted as my reference; his
wife and children had no sympathy with his views, so I used to see him
every day. And I persuaded him, too, to attempt the impossible--he had
never ridden anything but a rocking-horse in his life, but I made him
promise to mount the White Horse of the Rosmersholms. He didn't get over
_that_. They found his body, a fortnight afterwards, in the mill-dam.
Thrilling!
_Dr. Herd._ (_shakes his finger at her_). What a girl you are, Miss
WANGEL! But you mustn't play these games _here_, you know.
_Hilda_ (_laughs to herself_). Of course not. But I suppose I _am_ a
strange sort of bird.
_Dr. Herd._ You are like a strong tonic. When I look at you I seem to be
regarding an effervescing saline draught. Still, I really must decline
to take you.
_Hilda_ (_a little sulky_). That is not how you spoke ten years ago, up
at the mountain station, when you were such a flirt!
_Dr. Herd._ _Was_ I a flirt? Deuce take me if I remember. But I am not
like that _now_.
_Hilda._ Then you have really forgotten how you sat next to me at the
_table d'hote_, and made pills and swallowed them, and were so splendid
and buoyant and free that all the old women who knitted left next day?
_Dr. Herd._ What a memory you have for trifles, Miss WANGEL, it's quite
wonderful!
_Hilda._ Trifles! There was no trifling on _your_ part. When you
promised to come back in ten years, like a troll, and fetch me!
_Dr. Herd._ Did I say all that? It _must_ have been _after table
d'hote_!
_Hilda._ It was. I was a mere chit then--only twenty-three; but I
remember. And now _I_ have come for _you_.
_Dr. Herd._ Dear, dear! But there is nothing of the troll about me now I
have married Mrs. SOLNESS.
_Hilda_ (_looking sharply at him_). Yes, I remember you were always
dropping in to tea in those days.
_Dr. Herd._ (_seems hurt_). Every visit was duly put down in the ledger
and charged for--as poor little SENNA will tell you.
_Hilda._ Little SENNA? Oh, Dr. HERDAL, I believe there is a bit of the
troll left in you still!
_Dr. Herd._ (_laughs a little_). No, no; my conscience is perfectly
robust--always was.
_Hilda._ Are you quite _quite_ sure that, when you went indoors with
dear Mrs. SOLNESS that afternoon, and left me alone with my Master
Builder, you did not foresee--perhaps wish--intend, even a little,
that----H'm?
_Dr. Herd._ That you would talk the poor man into clambering up that
tower? You want to drag _Me_ into that business now!
_Hilda_ (_teasingly_). Yes, I certainly think that then you went on
exactly like a troll.
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