Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 104, May 13, 1893Various
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 104, May 13, 1893
Various
English wit and humor -- Periodicals
_A._ Certainly, and if a litigant please, he or she (for sex makes no
difference) can become his or her own advocate.
_Q._ When a litigant prefers to conduct a case in person, does the
proceeding invariably save expense?
_A._ Not invariably, because a litigant may have odd views about the
importance of evidence and the time of professional advisers.
_Q._ When a litigant is afflicted with this lack of knowledge what is
the customary result?
_A._ That the defendants have to undergo the expense of a
several-days' trial with counsel to match.
_Q._ Supposing that a journalist, sharply but justly, criticises the
actions of a man of straw--what can the man of straw do?
_A._ With the aid of some speculative Solicitor, he can commence an
action for libel.
_Q._ What benefit does the speculative Solicitor obtain?
_A._ The speculative Solicitor, if he can persuade a judge and jury
to agree, will get his costs, and if the journalist wins he will find
that the prosecutor or plaintiff is, indeed, a man of straw.
_Q._ Is there any redress?
_A._ None; but a wise journalist will never criticise sharply.
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THE PICK OF THE R.A. PICTURES. No. 2.
No. 139. _Ca donne a penser._ Not a more suggestive pose does any
portrait possess throughout the Galleries. It is described _tout
court_ as "ALBERT BRASSEY, Esq.," and 'tis the work (and the pleasure)
of W. W. OULESS, R.A. "'Tis a fine work!" says BOB to 'ARRY. "O'
course," returns 'ARRY JOKER. "Great! _'Ow less_ could be expected of
'im tho', I dun no." It represents an undecided moment in Mr. ALBERT
BRASSEY'S life. It is as if he were Mr. "_All but_" BRASSEY,
and wasn't quite certain of what he should do next. There is the
writing-desk,--shall he indite a letter? If he does so, shall he
take off his thick-fur coat? Or shall he go hunting, since he has on,
underneath the furrin' fur, the pink of hunting perfection? Likewise
he has his whip and his horn, also his boots! He's "got 'em on!" He's
"got 'em _all_ on!" Or shall he hail the 5,000-ton yacht that's lying
in the roads just a few yards from his open window, and go out for a
cruise? He looks happy, but puzzled.
[Illustration: No. 543. _The_ Picture of the Year. Lamp-light reading;
or, Mr. Punch among the Pretty Pets. "_Dulce est dissipere in joco_."
H. H. La Thangue.]
No. 167. _The Right Hon. H. H. Fowler, M.P._ "Presentation Portrait,"
painted by ARTHUR S. COPE. "When the Right Hon. Gentleman rose to
speak, the House, with the exception of a clerk at the table and
two small boys (whose presence within the precincts has never been
satisfactorily accounted for) was empty."--_Extract from The Imaginary
Times Parliamentary Report of that date._
No. 350. _Mrs. Keeley at the age of Eighty-six._ Looking so well and
sprightly, that the Artist must have been at considerable pains to
induce her to sit still just one moment for her portrait. Long may she
remain with us! Our compliments to the Artist, JULIA B. FOLKARD.
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