Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 105, August 19th 1893Various
General
Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 105, August 19th 1893
Various
English wit and humor -- Periodicals
Certainly nothing in Mr. G.'s appearance to-night suggestive of desire
or necessity for knocking-off work. Others may tire and turn fondly to
contemplation of moor, river, or sea. Mr. G. thinks there's no place
like London in mid-August, no scene so healthful or invigorating
as House of Commons. Plunged in to-night on one of the interminable
Amendments. A difficult job in hand. Had to accept Amendment which
SOLICITOR-GENERAL and ATTORNEY-GENERAL had an hour earlier been put up
to show was impossible. Began by pummelling PRINCE ARTHUR; proceeded
to make little of HENRY JAMES; turned aside to pink JOSEPH with
sarcastic reference to inveterate love with which he is cherished in
the bosom of his new friends the Tories; finished by throwing over
ATTORNEY-GENERAL with grace and dexterity that made experience
rather pleasant than otherwise; and at a quarter to eight accepted an
Amendment that had been moved at a quarter to six.
It was in conversation round this Debate that SOLICITOR-GENERAL,
accused by CARSON of knowing all about a certain point of law,
delighted House by taking off wig, pitching it ceiling-high, deftly
catching it, and observing with a wink at SPEAKER, "No, I'm hanged if
I do."
_Business done._--Report Stage Home-Rule Bill.
_Friday Night._--Grouse to-morrow, Home-Rule Bill to-night. As
BORTHWICK says, Home-Rule Bill is like partridge, at least to this
extent, that, in course of a few months, its daily appearance on the
table leads to sensation of palled palate. Truly, _toujours perdrix_
is endurable by comparison with Always Home Rule. Members who remain
bear up pretty bravely, but glance wistfully at the door through which
have disappeared so many friends and companions dear, bound Northward.
The holiday, even when it comes for us--the mere residuum, tasting
grouse only from the bounty of our friends, who are not dead but gone
before--will be but an interval in a prodigiously long Session.
"I suppose you find the Autumn Session very popular," I said
to MARJORIBANKS, who still wears a smile. "Yes," he said; "more
especially with Members who have paired up to Christmas."
_Business done._--Still harping on Home Rule.
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Transcriber's Note:
Page 73: 'break' corrected to 'brake'. "I'm over before you have put
on the brake,"
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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