Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 105, August 5th 1893Various
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 105, August 5th 1893
Various
English wit and humor -- Periodicals
And the strange-looking person continued his way. As he walked through
the City, the merchants regarded him with surprise, but there
were those amongst the stockbrokers who seemed to receive him with
recognition.
"I fancy I have seen the Johnnie somewhere before," observed one
Member of the House to another. "I am almost sure I know the cut of
his suit."
And the man walked on until he reached Knightsbridge. There he was
stopped by an elderly, well-dressed, well-to-do individual, who had
evidently just come up from the country. The two pedestrians started
back when they met face to face.
"What are you doing in that hideous disguise?" asked the senior of the
junior.
"It is no disguise, father," was the reply; "it is only the customary
get up of a young man of fashion between the hours of nine and eleven
when he proposes to walk in the park."
And, with these words, the strange apparition crossed over the road,
and entered Rotten Row. And here he was soon lost in a crowd quite as
eccentrically garbed as himself.
* * * * *
A WAY THEY HAVE IN THE CITY.
SCENE--_Board-room of a Public Company._ TIME--_A few minutes after
the close of a General Meeting._ PRESENT--_Chairman of Directors and
Secretary._
_Chairman._ Well, I think I got in all that was wanted?
_Secretary._ Could not have been better, Sir. You had the figures at
your fingers' ends.
_Chair. (laughing)._ You mean on a sheet of paper in front of me.
_Sec._ And everyone was satisfied, Sir.
_Chair._ As they should have been, considering my flaming account of
the prosperity of the undertaking. By the way, _is_ it flourishing?
_Sec._ Well, Sir, that is scarcely in my department. You must ask the
auditors.
_Chair._ Oh, never mind; it is a matter of no importance.
_Sec._ I daresay if you wanted any information, Sir, I could get it
for you.
_Chair._ No, thanks, I don't want to increase my work. I am sure I do
quite enough for my wretched two or three hundred a year--don't you
think so?
_Sec._ Certainly, Sir. You do a great deal more than some Chairmen.
_Chair._ Yes, I suppose I do. Come here once a year, and preside over
an Annual Meeting, and draw my fees. What more _can_ I do?
_Sec._ I'm sure I don't know, Sir. A knowledge of the duties of a
Chairman of Directors comes scarcely within the scope of my required
services.
_Chair._ Quite so; and now I will say Good-bye!
_Sec._ See you again next year, Sir?
_Chair._ Certainly. If I don't sell out in the meantime. And now
I must be off. I am due at another meeting, and have to get up the
necessary figures in five minutes. Do you think I shall do it in the
time?
_Sec._ Certainly, Sir. You managed the task in less here.
[_Scene closes in upon the valuable pair--and the security of the
Public._
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