Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 105, September 16th, 1893 — John Shaqi
Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 105, September 16th, 1893Various
General
Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 105, September 16th, 1893
Various
English wit and humor -- Periodicals
_Thursday._--Again a crowded assembly in Lords to-night to hear its
most brilliant Member. The Bishops, in great force, clustered, a group
of fluttering white lawn, on right of Woolsack. "The white flower of
a blameless Parliamentary life," the MARKISS says of them. Not an inch
of red benches visible on Opposition side. Even Ministerial benches
full, though, as was made clear in course of debate, not all who sit
there are Ministerialists. ROSEBERY, looking more boyish than ever,
sat amid the elders on Front Bench; makes no sign of intention
to follow SELBORNE; takes no note nor betrays other evidence of
uneasiness. SELBORNE preaches for hour and half. Understood to be
sermon worthy of his fame; we Commoners in gallery over bar could hear
only fragmentary portions of sentences. Reported that SELBORNE had
lost his notes; Member for Sark recognises most kindly interposition
of Providence.
"If he speaks for hour and half with only recollection of his notes
where would he have been if he had them?" Must get WEIR to put that
conundrum to CHANCELLOR of the Exchequer.
Grateful to ROSEBERY, since at least we can hear him, though he, too,
now and then falls into habit of dropping end of sentence. This
the less excusable, since none of them are heavy. A clever speech,
scarcely obscuring what seems to be difficult position. "Dancing among
the eggs," is BALFOUR OF BURGHLEY'S commentary. Of all listeners in
the brilliant throng none so attentive as the MARKISS. Seems, on the
whole, to like speech better than does SPENCER.
"Reminds me, TOBY," MARKISS says, "of what LOVELACE wrote to LUCASTA,
'on going to the wars.' How does it run?
I could not love Home Rule so much
Loved I not GLADSTONE more."
In the Commons pegging away at estimates; occasional explosions;
JOSEPH, popping in from Lords, said a few genial words just to keep
matters going, and disappeared again. Came back after midnight in time
to have a round with SQUIRE OF MALWOOD.
Uneasy feeling prevalent consequent on announcement made early in
sitting that charwoman employed in service of House has died of
cholera. This regarded as being exceedingly inconsiderate. Questions
usually every day about cholera at Grimsby and Hull. That all very
well; an incident possible to regard with philosophical mind. But
cholera in our own kitchen quite another sort of microbe.
"I'm a family man," said COBB. "It's no use denying it, and I will not
attempt it. Was thinking of staying to see this out; begin to think
the Session unduly prolonged. In short, if I may quote an old proverb
adapted to the occasion, I would say, When cholera comes in by the
window COBB goes out by the door." _Business done._--Third night
Home-Rule debate in Lords. Supply in Commons.
[Illustration: "Finished."]
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