Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 105, September 9, 1893 — John Shaqi
Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 105, September 9, 1893Various
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 105, September 9, 1893
Various
English wit and humor -- Periodicals
_Mr. T. (with some complacency)._ Yes, yes, I've always been extremely
firm on that subject, and also on the dangers of dancing--indeed,
I have almost succeeded in putting an entire stop to the children
dancing to piano-organs in the streets of this neighbourhood--a most
reprehensible custom!
_Mrs. T._ Yes, THEOPHILIUS, and you might have stopped it long before
you did, if you had taken my suggestion earlier. I hope I am not
to infer, from your manner, that you are yourself addicted to these
so-called pleasures, CHARLES?
_Charles._ Dancing in the street to a piano-organ, Aunt? Never did
such a thing in my life!
_Mrs. T._ That was not my meaning, CHARLES, as you very well know.
I hope you employ your evenings in improving your knowledge of your
profession. I should be sorry to think you frequented theatres.
_Charles (demurely)._ Theatres? rather not, Aunt, never go near 'em.
(_To himself._) Catch me going where I can't smoke! (_Aloud._)
You see, when a fellow has lodgings in a nice cheerful street in
Bloomsbury, it isn't likely he'd want to turn out of an evening after
sticking hard at the office all day!
_Mrs. T._ I am glad to hear you say so, CHARLES. It is quite a mistake
for a young man to think he cannot do without amusement. Your Uncle
never thought of amusing himself when he was young--or our married
life would not be what it is. And look at Mr. CURPHEW, who is coming
in to supper to-night, see how hard _he_ works--up to town every
afternoon, and not back till long after midnight. [_The bell rings._
_Charles._ Rather queer hours to work, Aunt. Are you sure he doesn't
go up just to read the paper?
_Althea (with a slight flush)._ He goes up to _write_ it, CHARLES. Mr.
CURPHEW is on the press, and has taken rooms here for the air of the
Common. And--and he is very clever, and works very hard indeed; you
can see that from his looks.
_Ph[oe]be (announcing)._ Mr. CURPHEW.
[_A tall slim young man enters, with a pale, smooth-shaven face, and
rather melancholy eyes, which light up as he greets_ ALTHEA.
_Mrs. T._ How do you do, Mr. CURPHEW? You are a little late--but some
services last longer than others. Oh, PH[OE]BE, now I think of it,
just bring me a paper you will find in one of the pockets of Mr.
COLLIMORE'S overcoat; it's hanging up in the hall--the drab one with
grey velvet on the collar. (PH[OE]BE _goes_.) It's a circular, Mr.
CURPHEW, which was given out in our Church this evening, and may
interest you to see.
_Ph[oe]be (returning)._ If you please, m'm, this is the only paper I
could find.
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