Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 107, July 14th 1894Various
General
Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 107, July 14th 1894
Various
English wit and humor -- Periodicals
[Mr. GRANT ALLEN and several other advanced politicians have
started a new party, the members of which are to be called
Isocrats, a title very similar to one coined by COLERIDGE for a
society which he desired to found on principles of general
equality.--_Daily Paper._]
Many have heard of Pantisocracy,
A compound crude of COLERIDGE and cant,
The latest products of Democracy
Dub themselves Isocrats without the "pant."
'Tis as it should be, is it not,
For what are they but _sans-culottes_?
* * * * *
AT LAST.
At last the sky is actually blue.
Say not "dull, hazy, cloudy, overcast,"
O weather prophets, "fine" alone is true
At last.
At last, as June is finishing, the Row
Looks bright and gay. The difference is vast;
The sunlit grass, the rhododendrons glow
At last.
At last my topper flies not in the gale,
I gazing on its ruin quite aghast,
Nor gets all spotted after rain or hail,
At last.
At last it rests serenely on my brow,
As firm as colours nailed to any mast;
In fact it's somewhat hot and heavy now,
At last.
At last you sport your thinnest frocks, fair maid,
Sweet CHLOE, PHYLLIS, PYRRHA, prim or fast.
Now AMARYLLIS dallies in the shade
At last.
At last NEÆRA'S hair is undisturbed,
Not out of curl from damp, nor by the blast
In tangles blown. She smiles quite unperturbed
At last.
At last. But soon the rain, the fog, the haze
May spoil light frocks that now sweep gaily past.
For _tempora mutantur_; such fine days
Can't last.
* * * * *
TRAVELLING MOTTO AT HOLIDAY TIME.--"Too many Cooks (tourists) spoil the
Continent."
* * * * *
[Illustration: WAITING THEIR TURN.
(_In the Hot Room, St. Stephen's Baths, Westminster._)
CHIEF ATTENDANT H-RC-RT (_to himself_). "WHICH SHALL I TAKE NEXT?"]
* * * * *
[Illustration: WHEEL OR WOE.
_Maud_ (_who has had the misfortune to bring her Cousin from Provincial
Town into the Row_). "BUT, GOOD GRACIOUS! I THOUGHT YOU WERE ACCUSTOMED
TO HORSES; IN FACT, YOU TOLD ME YOU HAD BEEN RIDING A GOOD DEAL LATELY."
_He_ (_in intervals of bumping_). "B--B--BUT IT WAS A B--B--BICYCLE!"]
* * * * *
NOMINE TANTUM.
This morn, as now for half a score of years,
I comfortably caught the nine-fifteen;
At noon we met by chance--as noontide nears
Such the weeks round our daily chance has been;
Yet shipwrecked brother, newly come to land,
Could not more fiercely seize me by the hand.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account