But that's regular constable blarney, old boy, and _you've done it before_! Meanwhile we're Evicted, worse luck! like the poor Irish Tenants whose case Those busy B's muster to fight over. Ah! you put on a bold face, But _we_ ain't the only Pill Garlics! No; some of 'em still left inside Will yet join us, out in the cold, as will p'raps be a pill to their pride! [_Exit with other Bills._ * * * * * THE COLONEL AND THE QUIVER.--Our own Colonel SAUNDERSON, M.P., was never better at his best than when, in the debate last Thursday night, he said, "If the Bill passes, a quiver of horror will run through every tenant, &c., &c." Of course the gallant Colonel meant "arrow" or "dart," not "quiver." A dart or an arrow will run through a person, piercing him in front, and reappearing at back. But "quiver" doesn't do this sort of thing. An arrow so transfixing a body may make it quiver--but this is another matter. More power to the quivering elbow of the gallant Colonel! * * * * * LA FEMME DE CLAUDE. When lovely woman stoops to folly, You'll find, according to DUMAS, One certain cure for melancholy:-- _Tue-la!_ French law, that damns you in the letter, In spirit _change tout cela_; They always manage matters better _Là-bas._ These are the lines to play the man on; Take her defenceless, cry "_Holà!_" And trotting out the nimble cannon, _Tue-la!_ Or take for choice the common cartridge; Pop goes _le p'tit fusil, comme ça_! You bag her neatly like a partridge _Là-bas._ "_L'Homme-Femme_" may haunt the bosom British; _Là France_ goes trolling "_Ça ira!_" And waives the question with a skittish "_Tue-la!_" No mutual recriminations, No counterplea, _et cetera_; One solves too simply these equations _Là-bas._ So runs the play. We saw you foot it Featly therein, _la belle Sara!_ You were all there, or, so to put it, _Toute là._ And now you go, and, if you'll let us, Reluctantly we say "Ta-ta!" Come back again, and don't forget us _Là-bas._ * * * * * THE NEW MOTTO (_by our own Irishman_).--England expects every man this day to pay his own Death Duty. * * * * * [Illustration: A ROYAL PROGRESS.