"_Ah, ce_ SZLUMPER!" said SARK, "he delights me more and more. He represents, if you think of it, the essence of our English social life. He is part of the foundation of the British Constitution, which everyone, especially those regarding it from a distance, regards as the perfection of good government." _Business done._--A dull night speechmaking on Irish Evicted Tenants Bill. * * * * * OXFORD AND YALE.--(JULY 16.) A very good fight! Come again to us, Yale! We know a true Yank knows not how to spell "fail." HICKOK and SHELDON can throw and can jump! And e'en in the racing you made our lads pump Come again, Yale, come again, and again; Victors or vanquished such visits aren't vain. One of these days you will probably nick us. We don't crow when we lick; we won't cry when you lick us! * * * * * Rise, Sir! "We are informed that the QUEEN has been pleased to confer the honour of a Baronetcy on Dr. JOHN WILLIAMS, of Brook Street. Dr. WILLIAMS is the Physician who attended the Duchess of YORK."--_Daily Paper, July 16._ We congratulate Sir JOHN, who is now a Sur-geon in every sense of the word. Transcriber Notes: Passages in italics were indicated by _underscores_. Small caps were replaced with ALL CAPS. Throughout the document, the oe ligature was replaced with "oe". Throughout the dialogues, there were words used to mimic accents of the speakers. Those words were retained as-is. The illustrations have been moved so that they do not break up paragraphs and so that they are next to the text they illustrate. Errors in punctuations and inconsistent hyphenation were not corrected unless otherwise noted. End of the Project Gutenberg EBook of Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 107, July 28th 1894, by Various