And our feet shall thump tune to the music, And the bills that I cannot pay Shall be folded up, like my brolly, And as carefully put away. * * * * * THE GOOSE AND THE EAGLE. (_A Fable._) A Goose that had miss-spent a long life, and, in addition to being old and ugly, was of a sour, ill-natured disposition, in despair of rendering herself any longer agreeable to her male acquaintances, conceived the desperate design of emancipating her female friends. "It is intolerable," she declared to a large assemblage of the latter who flocked together directly the news of her design was noised abroad, "it is intolerable that, whilst all the good things of this life are reserved for the exclusive use and enjoyment of our male tyrants, we poor female creatures should be put off with feeble bodies and dowdy, unattractive plumage. I will go immediately to the King of Birds and demand the instant redress of these grievances under pain of my serious displeasure." Scarcely had the Goose received the thanks of her audience for this valiant speech, when an Eagle, which chanced to be soaring at that moment in the heavens above them, and was attracted by the clamour that reached him, dropped suddenly to the earth in order to discover the cause of it; to whom the Goose, so soon as she was sufficiently recovered of her fears, humbly addressed her complaint. "Foolish bird!" exclaimed the Eagle, when the Goose had made an end of her complainings, "know you not that what is fixed by Nature cannot possibly be altered by birds; and that if your sex have weaker bodies and a less attractive plumage than belong to us of the male gender, it is because Nature wills it so, and must be obeyed? Learn to be content with what you have, and cease envying those to whom Nature has been more prodigal of certain favours than she has been to you. Remember, also, foolish bird! that strength of mind is not the same thing with strength of body, and that though you may possess the one and pretend to despise the other, yet is Might the foundation of nearly all Right in the animal world, and must remain so because Nature will have it so and must be obeyed." * * * * * SHAKSPEARIAN CHARACTERS AT MANCHESTER,--Last Friday H.R.H. the Prince of WALES'S horse _Florizel II._ took the cake, or, rather, the Manchester Cup. _Florizel II._ is now _Florizel I._ In this new illustration to a Summer's not _A Winter's Tale_, _Perdita_ should represent the race from the point of view of those who didn't win. * * * * * ANOTHER TITLE!! SUPPLEMENTAL GAZETTE OF BIRTHDAY HONOURS.--DR. W. G. GRACE to be Cricket-Field-Marshal. * * * * * [Illustration: "JUST LOOK AT MR. JONES OVER THERE, FLIRTING WITH THAT GIRL! I ALWAYS THOUGHT HE WAS A WOMAN-HATER?" "SO HE IS; BUT SHE'S NOT HERE TO-NIGHT!"] * * * * * "AS SIMPLE AS ITALIAN."