Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 108, June 8, 1895 — John Shaqi
Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 108, June 8, 1895Various
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 108, June 8, 1895
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English wit and humor -- Periodicals
THE SCARLET PARASOL.
SCENE III.--_The Hall. A quarter to Three in the afternoon._
_Muriel_ (_to_ ALAN, _who is just taking his hat_). Oh! _May_ I speak to
you one moment, Master ROY?
_Alan._ Pray do, dear Miss VANE. I am just going for a stroll by
myself--to--to develope an idea I've got.
_Muriel._ If you should happen to be going for a secret drive along the
high road with VIOLA, in a dog-cart from JOHNSTONE'S, _would_ you be so
kind as to give her this? (_Hands scarlet parasol._) She forgot it. And
don't let her leave it anywhere. You see her initials are carved round
it. And she is _always_ losing things. Please be very careful!
[_She smiles._
_Alan._ What on earth can have given you such an extraordinary idea,
Miss VANE?
[_Takes parasol._
_Muriel._ Well, a sort of coach-building, livery-stable person, from
JOHNSTONE'S, is engaged to JANE, the housemaid. He came to see her
to-day.... She has been ill, poor thing!
_Alan._ How very distressing!
_Muriel._ VIOLA _said_ she was going to visit cottages. However, in
_case_ you _should_ meet--one never knows--you'll give her the sunshade.
_Alan._ You may depend upon it, Miss VANE.
_In the Dog-cart._ ALAN _is driving very leisurely, and_ VIOLA
_trying to hide under her parasol_.
_Alan._ That's a perfectly delicious hat of yours!
_Viola._ I am so glad you like it! This is a very nice dog-cart, and
this is a pretty lane to drive in, so cool and green.
[_A pony-carriage passes._
_Viola_ (_starting violently_). Good heavens! There are the clergyman
and his wife.
[_She bows, blushing crimson._
_Alan._ Why are you agitated, Mrs. TRAVERS? They look very gentle and
harmless.
_Viola._ Gentle and harmless! If they tell ALBERT?
_Alan._ Does he disapprove of the clergy taking exercise in the open
air?
_Viola_ (_pettishly_). Of course not. How absurd!
[_A silence._
_Alan._ Shall we get out presently, and sit in one of these nice fields,
and make daisy-chains? There are daisies in fields, I know--though I
_am_ rather urban.
_Viola._ Oh, yes; and cowslips!
_Alan._ You ought to give a cowslip-ball, Mrs. TRAVERS. It would be
charming. May I come?
_Viola._ If you're old enough by then!
_Alan._ Oh, I'm never going to be old enough.
_Viola._ Really not?
_Alan_ (_candidly_). It's a great thing to have settled on one's pose,
Mrs. TRAVERS; and one can't be always changing--it's so much trouble!
_In the Field._
_Viola_ (_trying to enjoy herself_). This is lovely! So cool! and the
sky so--so blue!
_Alan._ You have a perfect passion for scenery! (_He picks some flowers,
and gives them to her._) I have so many things I want to tell you----
_Viola._ About yourself?
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