Punch or the London Charivari, Vol. 109, August 17, 1895Various
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Punch or the London Charivari, Vol. 109, August 17, 1895
Various
English wit and humor -- Periodicals
And here is a rose that, but for me, might have blushed unseen in the
report of the proceedings of the South Dublin Union:--
Mr. LENEHAN moved, in accordance with notice--"That the
pauper inmate nurses be removed from the male and female Roman
Catholic hospitals, and also from the Protestant male and female
hospitals, and trained nurses engaged to look after the sick poor."
During the course of a lengthened address, delivered in a remarkably
loud voice, he urged that the present system of nursing was bad, that
militiamen were employed for the purpose, and that reliance could not
be placed on the paupers at present engaged in the hospitals. He said
that there were at present 184 inmates employed in nursing, and he
proposed to put a trained nurse in each ward, that would be 43, and
two nurses in each hospital, that would be 8, or 51 in all. These 51
nurses, at £30 a year, or 11_s._ 6_d._, would be a little over £29
(_laughter_), or a saving of some shillings (_laughter_).
Mr. SYKES.--What in the world is the meaning of that
calculation?
Mr. LENEHAN repeated his statement amidst great laughter.
Mr. O'REILLY said he would second the motion for the sake of
discussion, as Mr. LENEHAN complained that his resolutions
were never seconded.
Mr. BYRNE was surprised that Mr. O'REILLY had
seconded the resolution, for Mr. O'REILLY was a sensible
man----
Mr. LENEHAN.--I deny that (_laughter_).
Mr. BYRNE said it was all braggadocio, and a desire to obtain
notoriety, that made Mr. LENEHAN bring this forward.
After this no one will be surprised to hear that Mr. LENEHAN
withdrew his motion. It must be a terrible thing to be accused of
braggadocio and a desire to obtain notoriety.
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And finally here is an estimate of Mr. BALFOUR from a
correspondent of the Birmingham _Daily Gazette:_--
THE UNIONIST MAJORITY.--_To the Editor of the "Daily
Gazette."_--SIR,--Among the many causes assigned for the
above, no one, so far as I know, has suggested the following one. Is
it too much to hope that the statesmanlike character of Mr. A. J.
BALFOUR has influenced greatly the country at large? His simple
dignity, both in majority and minority, his pluck and energy as Irish
Secretary, are still remembered. The _Spectator_ publishes an article
on "Mr. Balfour's Benignity," and at the reception given to the
Medical Association at the Imperial Institute he and his sister were
received with deafening cheers. Lastly, we shall hear nothing from
himself. Surely all parties recognize and admire such a statesman, and
willingly confide in his future.--AN OUTSIDER.
But why are we to hear nothing from Mr. BALFOUR himself. As
one who likes good speaking on either side of the House, I hope we may
hear a great deal from Mr. BALFOUR.
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