Punch or the London Charivari, Vol. 109, August 31, 1895Various
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Punch or the London Charivari, Vol. 109, August 31, 1895
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English wit and humor -- Periodicals
"Well, yes, Sir; I could put on a spiteful cat. If a fish will touch
anything, he will touch spiteful cat."
Then with admirable skill the mariner selected a bait, and in a
twinkling had the hook refurnished.
"I shall be glad to be successful," said JACKY, "as I notice
that my cherished companion, GEORGIE, has obtained the
healing weed, and is rapidly returning from the Castle's moat. He
will be pleased to find that while he has been in pain I have been
enjoying a delightful sport, with no little reward attached to it. If
I were sufficiently fortunate to capture a salmon, no doubt I would
find a ready market for it in London, and thus acquire a sum of money
sufficient to meet all my present necessities, and even to pay back a
portion of the sums that have, during a period extending over years,
been so kindly advanced to me."
Unwilling to waste my time, and finding the occupation of watching
JACKY'S fruitless efforts to rob the mighty deep of its
piscatorial inhabitants somewhat tedious, I had jotted down these
few notes. It was at this moment that JACKY, who had been
ineffectually attempting to charge his hook, suddenly gave me the
bait to hold. I had thus at length an opportunity of making the
close acquaintance of "spiteful cat." The immediate result of the
introduction was the abrupt and painful termination of my literary
labours.
* * * * *
"MINE AGAIN."--The _Liverpool Courier_ tells a curious
story of a female miner in "one of the chief Welsh gold mines." She
is, we are informed, "a girl fair to look upon, a colonial, bright,
common-sensible, wayward, musical, a linguist, altogether talented, and
something of a new woman, _yet not_. She is linguist enough to attempt
the Welsh language, perhaps that she may thereby mine the more."
Admirable descriptive diction this! The lady gold-seeker must be not
only a miner, but a Minerva, and if only she succeeds in discovering
a few nuggets she will be able (as a wag might suggest) to purchase a
_pallas_ to live in.
* * * * *
CABBY; OR, REMINISCENCES OF THE RANK AND THE ROAD.
(_By "Hansom Jack."_)
No. 1.--MY MATES AND MY FARES.
[Illustration]
"_Me and my Fares!_" There's a takingish title for one o' them books
as they call "Rummynicences!"
Don't you imagine "Romance on the Rank" must mean dry-as-dust yarns
about Strikes, Fares and Licences.
"TREACLE," "LONG BENJY," and "PINEAPPLE BOB," "OLD CURLY,"
"THE COUNTRYMAN," "GINGER," and "CHICKING,"
Not naming myself, if it comes to good stories, could give Sherlock
'OLMES arf a length _and_ a licking.
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