Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 109, July 20, 1895Various
General
Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 109, July 20, 1895
Various
English wit and humor -- Periodicals
"The fourth meeting of the eleventh session of the Andersonian
Naturalists Society was held at 204, George Street, Professor G.
BELL TODD, M.B., C.M., President, in the chair. After the minutes
of last meeting had been read, Mr. ARCHIBALD SHANKS exhibited
an Ichthyodorulite of Gyracanthus."
Plucky of Mr. SHANKS, that! As the Gyracanthus is an animal
with both a fin and a spine, and it was captured in Ayr, it must be a
sort of flying shark. How on earth did Mr. SHANKS get it to
George Street? It ought to be called "By George Street!" in future.
* * * * *
"THE COLONEL'S" PARADOXICAL PURPOSE.--To convert West Leeds
into "NORTH Leads."
* * * * *
A TRUE SPORTSMAN'S TIP.
At anti-gambling "spoil-sports," loudly
The "sportsmen" they would spoil are fretting.
Good friends, though you protest so proudly,
The _true_ spoil-sport is--Betting!
Although it suit the baser sort,
What's sport to them is death to Sport!
* * * * *
[Illustration]
"Piccadilly Sports" is a headline conjuring up pleasant visions
of races, and other jinks unconducive to the peace and comfort of
law-abiding citizens--only authorised race in Piccadilly, the "purblind
race of miserable men." Yet let no irate old gentleman storm the
columns of the _Times_ with a tirade against the police and County
Council on this account. Because there happens to be another Piccadilly
up north. _Hinc (Piccad) illi ludi._ We shall expect to be reading
shortly of "Holborn miners out on strike," "Heroic rescue by the Pall
Mall lifeboat," or "A serious affray with poachers at Paddington."
* * * * *
ELECTION INTELLIGENCE.
TOBY ONCE MORE M.P.
On Monday the Electors of Barkshire assembled in the great hall
of their county town to elect a Member to serve in the Fourteenth
Parliament of Queen VICTORIA. The High Sheriff presided.
Owing to the constitutional rule which forbids Peers to take part
in Parliamentary electoral proceedings, the Lord Lieutenant of the
county was precluded from showing himself on the platform. It was said
that, indisposed to be entirely out of so interesting and popular
an event, his lordship was present disguised as a tide-waiter. Our
representative, however, did not observe in the throng any person in
nautical dress.
[Illustration: "Carried unanimously."]
The hall, which was crowded to its utmost capacity, was gaily decorated
with flags. Across the full length of the hall was suspended a banner
bearing the proud device "BARKS'S IS WILLIN'."
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