"JUST ON THE CARDS."--Herr IFF'S orchestra. In how uncertain a state of mind would a telegram from Herr IFF leave the giver of the entertainment who, having requested wire informing him whether Herr IFF and his band could come, should receive this reply: "_If can come will be there at hour stated._" This supposes that some well-informed, grammatical, telegraphic young lady-clerk has corrected the spelling of "IFF." _À propos_ of IFF, a complete entertainment would be a recital by the Veteran HOWE of WATTS' poems, accompanied by IFF'S band; and a reading from _Le Château d'If_. * * * * * INTELLIGIBLE, BUT NOT CLEAR.--"I think," said Mrs. R.'s married niece, "that good singing is quite wasted on an ordinary evening party. Now I remember an evening when SANTLEY sang in a crowded drawing-room at our house, and _a pin might have dropped!_" * * * * * A DECISION. THE DR. G. TESTIMONIAL.--The _D. T._ is a good judge of popular sentiment, and, attired as a Judge, is _D. T. ermined_ that '95 shall be remembered as "_the_ Year of GRACE." End of the Project Gutenberg EBook of Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 109, July 20, 1895, by Various