Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 109, July 27, 1895Various
General
Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 109, July 27, 1895
Various
English wit and humor -- Periodicals
SIR,--My attention has been drawn to an attack made by
Captain GRICE-HUTCHINSON on a very respectable member of the
National Society of Amalgamated Brassworkers, Mr. IKE WARD.
In your yesterday's issue Captain GRICE-HUTCHINSON is
reported to have said: "The last authentic account he had of Mr.
IKE WARD was that he was 'bones' in some nigger troupe on
the sands of Scarborough." Mr. WARD has been for some time
engaged as an organiser, and is a member of the Executive of the
Railway Workers' Union, has never been in a nigger troupe on the sands
of Scarborough or anywhere else.
As the statement is calculated to damage the reputation of my friend
Mr. WARD, I am sure that the candidate for Aston will at
once either give his authority for the damaging statement or withdraw
the aspersions on the character of a respected labour leader.--Yours
faithfully,
W. J. DAVIS.
_70, Lionel Street, Birmingham, July 13._
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But after all, even if Mr. IKE WARD had chosen to employ
his leisure in performing on the bones in a nigger troupe on the
sands at Scarborough or elsewhere he would have done nothing to be
ashamed of. Obviously, however, Captain GRICE-HUTCHINSON'S
account was anything but authentic, and he had no business to cork Mr.
WARD'S face in so gratuitous a manner.
'Tis a manifest error, this tale about bones--
(You may like what I say, or, if not, you may lump it).
For a worker in brass must produce the best tones
If--I don't say he did it--he blew his own trumpet.
* * * * *
In any record of electoral humour Mr. MUNTZ, the member for
Tamworth, must hold a distinguished place. Here is a report of some of
the remarks made by him at meetings in the Nuneaton Division:--
Mr. MUNTZ, in the course of his remarks, characterised Lord
SALISBURY'S Government as the most able Administration
that had ever held office in any Parliament the world over. It was
composed of all the great intellect which, prior to the introduction
of the Home Rule Bill, was divided between the two great parties
of the State. Now all that was left to the Liberal party was the
tagrag and bobtail. The late Radical Administration was a failure
under Mr. GLADSTONE, great man as he was, and a still
greater failure under Lord ROSEBERY, to whom Her Majesty
had presented the Thistle. (_Laughter._) As to agriculture, he said
that he had a conversation with Mr. CHAMBERLAIN on the
subject just before the dissolution. Mr. CHAMBERLAIN said
to him, "MUNTZ, what are we to do for agriculture?" and
he replied, "That's a big question. You have all the great talent
and all the great landed interest in the country represented in the
present Government; and if the present Government can do nothing
for agriculture, there is nothing to be done for agriculture."
(_Applause._)
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