_Deeside, Aberdeenshire, Wednesday._--FINGEN, M.P., once told an abashed House of Commons that he "owned a mountain in Scotland." Find, on visiting him in his ancestral home, that he owns a whole range. Go up one or two of them; that comparatively easy; difficulty presents itself when we try to get down. Man and boy, FINGEN has lived here fifty years; has not yet acquired knowledge necessary to guide a party home after ascending one of his mountains. Walking up in cool of afternoon, we usually get home sore-footed and hungry about midnight. [Illustration: Fingen's Finger.] "Must be going now," says FINGEN, M.P., when we have seen view from top of mountain. "Just time to get down before dark. But I know short cut; be there in a jiffy. Come along." We come along. At end of twenty minutes find ourselves in front of impassable gorge. "Ha!" says FINGEN, M.P., cheerily. "Must have taken wrong turn; better go back and start again." All very well to say go back; but where were we? FINGEN, M.P., knows; wets his finger; holds it up. "Ha!" he says, with increased joyousness of manner; "the wind is blowing that way, is it? Then we turn to the left." Another twenty minutes stumbling through aged heather. Path trends downwards. "That's all right," says FINGEN, M.P.; "must lead on to the road." Instead of which we nearly fall into a bubbling burn. Go back again; make bee line up acclivity nearly as steep as side of house; find ourselves again on top of mountain. "How lucky!" shouts FINGEN, M.P., beaming with delight. As if we had been trying all this time to get to top of mountain instead of to bottom! Wants to wet his finger again and try how the wind lies. We protest. Let us be saved that at least. FINGEN leads off in quite another direction. By rocky pathway which threatens sprains; through bushes and brambles that tear the clothes; by dangerous leaps from rock to rock he brings us to apparently impenetrable hedge. We stare forlorn. "Ha!" says FINGEN, M.P., more aggressively cheerful than ever. "The road is on other side. Thought we would come upon it somewhere." Somehow or other we crawl through. "Nothing like having an eye to the lay of country," says FINGEN, M.P., as we limp along the road. "It's a sort of instinct, you know. If I hadn't been with you, you might have had to camp out all night on the mountain." [Illustration: The Crack of the Whip('s Pate!)]