On the St. Andrews golf links he is to be seen on great occasions "living up to his moustaches and knickerbockers." He has his London club, mingles in the highest literary coteries, and is always talking about "charming girls." Evidently the professorial chair in a Norbritish University is a very comfortable kind of arm-chair, and our "Arts Professor" a professor--and practiser, too--of various useful arts. * * * * * WAIL FROM THE WEST.--They are trying at Bristol to move the G. W. R. to give better train facilities between Bristol, Salisbury, Southampton, and Portsmouth; and the Chamber of Commerce has sent in a memorial asking for a "complete remodelling of the service between such important centres of commercial activity," and complaining of the "unsatisfactory service of trains on other parts of your system," particularly on the Devizes, Marlborough, and Reading branch. Why, suggests the Chamber, not run three fast trains a day up and down _viâ_ the new Holt Junction, "instead of all trains going into Trowbridge, and waiting nearly an hour." Why, indeed? West-of-Englanders seem to think that "your system" needs strengthening, and so they are supplying a little bark as a tonic, for "local application" only. To this Chamber of Commerce the fault of the Co. Is running too seldom, and moving too slow. * * * * * EVIDENT, AS APPROPRIATE SITE.--"_Eely_ Place" for a _Conger_-regational Chapel. * * * * * THE LAST TURNPIKE. ["The last of the old turnpike trusts is to terminate on the 1st of November."--_Daily News._]