Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 109, October 19 1895Various
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 109, October 19 1895
Various
English wit and humor -- Periodicals
"HOI ADELPHOI" (the Messrs. GATTI), the Adelphians, or, as friend WAGG
would necessarily call them, the "Fill-adelphi-uns," have a stirring
Life-boat Scene in Messrs. SCOTT and THOMAS'S drama _The Swordsman's
Daughter_. Where there are so many rapiers flashing--not one of them
pointless--the piece might have suffered from cutting. As it is, the
display of fence is most exciting. Mr. TERRISS the swordsman, Miss
MILLWARD his daughter, are excellent; and this is true of the entire
performance. As for Mr. ABINGDON, he is becoming a greater villain in
every play of his life. He'll end by being hung in the Royal Academy. Of
course, first of all, he will have to be "taken from life" by the hand
of some distinguished painter.
* * * * *
POT-LUCK.--A sportsman named Mr. ALLAN GILMOUR, junior, has been
credited with recently shooting "the first specimen of the solitary
snipe" that had been seen in England. Writing to a Scotch paper, he
says, "As snipe-shooting has been my favourite sport for the last
twenty-eight years, during which time I have killed over 4,000 snipe
without ever getting a shot at a 'solitary,' I am naturally very
pleased."
For years he'd hunted all in vain,
But when the time was ripe,
His fortune changed--he really bagged
A solitary snipe.
There are who find their chiefest joy
A friend, a feast, a pipe;
But Mr. GILMOUR'S heaven is here--
A solitary snipe.
O PETER MAGNUS[A] GILMOUR, we
Must tears of envy wipe
That you can count it bliss to pot
A solitary snipe!
[A: "'It is calculated to cause them the highest
gratification,' said Mr. Pickwick, rather enjoying the ease with which
Mr. Peter Magnus's friends were amused."]
* * * * *
[Illustration: "LA GLOIRE!"
FRENCH SOLDIER. "I SUFFER--I DIE! NO MATTER!--OUR VICTORY WILL ANNOY
JOHN BULL!" (_Vide French Press._)
"What the French have to consider is the balance of advantages for
France, not the balance of disadvantages for England."--_Times, Oct.
9._]
* * * * *
[Illustration: WANTED, A REPARTEE.
"PLEASE, SIR, GIVE ME A PENNY!"
"YOU SHOULDN'T BEG, MY BOY. WHY SHOULD I GIVE YOU MY MONEY ANY MORE THAN
YOU SHOULD GIVE ME YOURS?"
"I AIN'T GOT NO MONEY, AND YOU 'AVE!"
"AH, BUT SUPPOSE YOU'D GOT A PENNY AND I HADN'T!"
"THEN I'D GIVE MINE TO _YOU!_"]
* * * * *
CABBY; OR, REMINISCENCES OF THE RANK AND THE ROAD.
(_By "Hansom Jack."_)
No. VIII.--MORE HARMONY--BUSTER'S LATEST--"HI! FOUR-WHEELER!"--A
CAB'S A CAB FOR ALL THAT.
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