P.S. To those among his reading-friends who appreciate the clever and amusing work of "GYP," the Baron strongly recommends _Le Coeur d'Ariane_. No necessity to send to "Rue Auber" for it: _allez le chercher chez_ M. ROQUES, 64, New Bond Street, and see that you get it. The Baron wishes you _may_ get it, as you are certain to enjoy the book immensely. Be prepared to be thoroughly _enjôlé_ by the artless _Ariane_. * * * * * ROEHAMPTON GATE AND THE L. C. C. The public, represented by the First Commissioner of Works in the Liberal Government, testified towards "Priory Lane" (if we remember aright, a provokingly private road, leading, as a short cut, from Wandsworth Common up to "Roehampton Gate," which is a closed entrance to Richmond Park) what _Sam Weller_ might have correctly described as a "Priory attachment"; but though its opening to the public would have been granted freely by its owner, on condition that the London County Council and Wandsworth authorities should make, repair, and keep in order the road, the London County Council refused to take any part in the matter, and so Priory Lane, "with bars at each end," remains a "spot barred" to the Richmond Park-loving Londoner. The cost of making this mile and a quarter is over-estimated at £2000. But as there are, as the _Daily Chronicle_ describes it, "_bars at each end_," surely these "bars," if properly licensed, would bring in a splendid revenue from thirsty pedestrians, equestrians, and wheelers of all sorts and conditions. * * * * * [Illustration: POOR SMIKE! MRS. NICKLEBY BALFOUR (_aside to_ JOHN BULL). "I AM VERY SORRY INDEED FOR ALL THIS.... THE RATEPAYERS OUGHT TO BE THE BEST JUDGES--AND I HOPE THEY ARE. OF COURSE IT IS A HARD THING TO HAVE TO KEEP OTHER PEOPLE'S CHILDREN ... BUT IF IT COULD BE SETTLED IN A FRIENDLY MANNER, AND SOME FAIR ARRANGEMENT WAS COME TO ... I DO THINK IT MIGHT BE VERY SATISFACTORY AND PLEASANT TO ALL PARTIES."--_Nicholas Nickleby_, Vol. II., p. 183. "I am extremely anxious that something effectual should be done."--_Mr. Balfour's reply to Lord Cranborne as to Government and Voluntary Schools._ "The schemes, however, as they stand, are, for the purposes of practical politics, incompatible."--_Times, September 20._] * * * * * [Illustration: "NICE FOR THE VISITORS." (_Sketch outside a Fashionable Hotel._)] * * * * * THE LAST OF MOWGLI. ["The Man-pack do not love jungle-tales."--_Rudyard Kipling in the P. M. G. of Sept. 26._]