Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 109, October 5th 1895Various
General
Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 109, October 5th 1895
Various
English wit and humor -- Periodicals
So much for the partridge. Before many weeks are over it is quite
possible that I may have to promote the pheasant to the top rank of
cunning. And this I know full well about my friend the pheasant, that,
although he is a large bird and seems to fly slowly, he is a very hard
bird to hit, as he ought to be hit. And most of us find it much easier
to hit the immeasurable space by which every bird on the wing is
surrounded.
* * * * *
RAILWAY TRAVELLING.
SIR,--Whenever I find a Pullman car I invariably travel in it. It is
only a shilling or two over the ordinary fare, but oh the luxury! So,
with the ancient Roman, who knew all about it, I exclaim:--
"_Pullman qui meruit ferat._"
The translation is evident, and I present the motto to the Company
generally.
A TRAVELLING FELLOW.
* * * * *
RECULER POUR MIEUX SAUTER.--The thermometer (according to the _Daily
Chronicle_) about ten days ago "went back a little in order to make a
bigger spring." It succeeded in making a second summer.
* * * * *
[Illustration: A FIN DE SIECLEISM.
_Sympathetic Lady._ "I HOPE YOU HAD A GOOD HOLIDAY, MISS SMITH."
_Overworked Dressmaker._ "OH YES, MY LADY. I TOOK MY MACHINE WITH ME,
YOU KNOW!"
_S. L._ "WHAT A PITY; YOU SHOULD GIVE UP NEEDLE AND THREAD WHEN YOU'RE
OUT FOR A----"
_O. D._ "OH, I DON'T MEAN MY SEWING MACHINE! I REFER TO MY BICYCLE!"]
* * * * *
"SIC TRANSIT GLORIA HOODI."
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