Yah! They are dreadfully down on poor Cabbies who don't toe the mark in the matter o' pickings, But what with the Burlington bilks, and the toffs as you can't trust too fur when there's prospeck of nickings, And all the mean fakes that a cabby is fly to, in fares who're well-off and did ought to know better, The rank doesn't think much of hupper-class 'onesty, give you _my_ word. Now I'm off for a wetter! * * * * * GOOD REASON FOR NOT QUARRELLING LAST WEEK.--"It was too hot for 'words'!" Transcriber Notes: Passages in italics were indicated by _underscores_. Small caps were replaced with ALL CAPS. Throughout the document, the oe ligature was replaced with "oe". Throughout the dialogues, there were words used to mimic accents of the speakers. Those words were retained as-is. The illustrations have been moved so that they do not break up paragraphs and so that they are next to the text they illustrate. Errors in punctuation and inconsistent hyphenation were not corrected unless otherwise noted. On page 160, "calving heifers £12 12_s_ 6_d._" was replaced with "calving heifers £12 12_s._ 6_d._". On page 160, "heviots, 38_s._ 9_d._ to 41_s._ 9d." was replaced with "heviots, 38_s._ 9_d._ to 41_s._ 9_d._". On page 161, "cacoèthes" was replaced with "cacoethes". On page 161, "Ulyssess" was replaced with "Ulysses". On page 161, "oderous" was replaced with "odorous". On page 162, the quotation mark after "a whisky-and-soda, says BILL, brutally." was moved to after "a whisky-and-soda,". On page 165, "_Mr. P. s_ own prophet" was replaced with "_Mr. P.'s_ own End of the Project Gutenberg EBook of Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 109, October 5th 1895, by Various