Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 109, September 14th, 1895 — John Shaqi
Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 109, September 14th, 1895Various
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 109, September 14th, 1895
Various
English wit and humor -- Periodicals
note-book, and here they are.
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CABBY; OR, REMINISCENCES OF THE RANK AND THE ROAD.
(_By "Hansom Jack."_)
No. III.--SPORT--THE OVAL--GOOD OLD W. G.
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_Sportsman?_ You bet! Where's the Cabby as isn't? It's born in the
bones of us, somehow, I fancy.
'Ighly improper, I s'pose; but life's dull, and it's livened by
something a little bit _chancey_.
Trying your luck's a temptation to most of us, own it or not. Wy,
there's old BILLY BARLOW
Got as excited at winning a pig in a raffle as though 'e 'ad broke
Monty Carlow.
Wot did _'e_ want with a pig? But 'twas pickings. Fifty-to-one
chance pulled off; that's wot done it.
BILL swears 'is crock once run third in some 'Andicap. Wouldn't 'e
like to 'ave owned it, _and_ run it?
I 'ave drove cast-offs myself before now, broken-down old bits of
blood. Ah! it's rummy
How "cracks"--of all sorts--come down in this world. It's fur
easier, p'r'aps, to be cocktail or dummy.
Still I like "form," and I cannot help backing it, when there's a
chance, in a oss most pertikler.
But all kinds o' sport cum excitin' to me, down from racin' to
crioketin',--_I_'m not a stickler.
Few things more nicer, when summer sets in, than a chance fare out
Kennington way in the day-time.
Bless yer. I've sit by that old Oval hoarding two hours by St.
Mark's--ah! and more, during play-time.
Perched on my box with a heasy leg cock-over, _I_'m quite at 'ome
in my private pavilion,
(That's wot _I_ call it), a puffing my briar. Ah! cricket's the
sport, after all, for the million.
Slap over from 'Arleyford Road to the Gasworks, I sweep the whole
field and pay nothink. Wy, bless yer,
Young THORNTON once slogged a hoff-ball through my winder as cost
me two bob,--and I stood it with pleasure.
Seen Grace spank up more than one of 'is centuries, done "while I
waited," most kind, like boot-soleing,
_I_ know the old "Surrey Ring," and its chaff; and I'm not a bad
judge of a bit of good bowling.
Lor! when the Mayblossom's out, and GRACE in, with young
RICHARDSON pounding away at 'is wicket,
JACK isn't eager for no blooming fare as will take 'im away from
the pick o' the cricket.
Well I remember that blue-gilled old buffer as wanted "King's
Cross, and look sharp!" quite stercato
As TENOR TIM calls it. 'E weighed sixteen stun, and 'ad got a
round face like a blooming tomato.
"Engaged, Sir!" I arnswers, quite heasy and haffable. Lor! 'ow 'e
fumed, did that angry old josser,
Talked to me like a Dutch uncle, 'e did, or some Hemperor snubbin'
a fourpenny dosser.
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