Punch or the London Charivari, Vol. 109, September 28, 1895Various
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Punch or the London Charivari, Vol. 109, September 28, 1895
Various
English wit and humor -- Periodicals
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"SERMONS."
SIR,--I have read some correspondence on this subject in the _Daily
Telegraph_. Nothing very original. But, Sir, I must ask a question
which I fancy will set clerics and laymen a thinking. This is it: _Why
should not a successful sermon have a good long run?_
A play that makes a hit runs for weeks, for months, for years.
Audiences come from all parts to hear and see it. They come, too, by
night, a most inconvenient time, and not by day. Now, why should it not
be the same with a sermon?
Let us suppose that the Rev. Mr. SILVERTRUMPET, of St. Simon's
Within-and-Without, preaches a first-rate sermon. For years past,
popular preachers have been regularly advertised in the newspapers, and
church-goers have been accustomed to look out for announcements as to
where Mr. SILVERTRUMPET, or any other popular preacher, is to appear
and discourse. The actor, on tour, goes round _with one play_ visiting
different towns. _Why not the preacher with one sermon?_
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Perhaps the actor has a _répertoire_ acquired in course of time: _so
might it be with the preacher_. That a good sermon, once delivered,
should be lost, is as hard on the preacher as that a good play should
be performed for one night only, and then, "be heard no more!"
My remedial suggestions are: _first_, let critic attend "first morning"
or "first afternoon" of a new sermon. Let him praise, or condemn it.
_Secondly._ No critics: but simply an advertisement under a column
headed "Churches," announcing that Mr. SILVERTRUMPET or Mr.
DESKTHUMPER, or whoever it may be, with all his titles, Canon,
Archdeacon, Bishop, Vicar, &c., &c., set out in full, will preach at
such and such a time, at such and such a church. Also, I think _the
title of the sermon should be given_. There is sometimes an attraction
in a title. Then, that sermon being a success, let it be thus
advertised:--
ST. SIMON'S WITHIN-AND-WITHOUT.--The Rev. Mr. SILVERTRUMPET'S Sermon,
entitled _Charity; or, How We Live Now_, having achieved an ENORMOUS
SUCCESS, will be repeated EVERY SUNDAY at 11.30 (_or whatever the hour
may be_) until further notice.
I maintain that, as there are crowds attracted from all parts during
two years to visit a theatre between the hours of seven and eleven
nightly, in order to see an amusing or thrilling play, and a popular
actor (likewise twice a week for _matinées_), so, in like manner,
there would be crowds to come from all parts to hear a good sermon and
see a popular preacher once, or even twice on Sunday.
I remain, Sir, yours,
A. LAMBKIN.
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SIR,--About sermons I have this to say, or sing,--
A sermon for Sundays, oh! preach, preach to me!
Let those who don't like it complain!
But should it delight me, the seats being free,
I'm likely to hear it again.
Yours,
KNOTT MOORE.
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