Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 146, April 15, 1914Various
General
Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 146, April 15, 1914
Various
English wit and humor -- Periodicals
"The Elizabethan spirit," says a _laudator temporis acti_, "is dead
among us." We beg to challenge this statement. When the Armada was
sighted DRAKE went on with his game of bowls. To-day, in similar
circumstances, we are confident that thousands of Englishmen would
refuse to leave their game of golf.
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[Illustration: CAPTIVE GOLF.
DEFAULTING GOLF-CLUB OFFICIAL TRYING TO IMPART A LITTLE INTEREST TO THE
DAILY ROUND.]
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PROFESSIONAL ANACHRONISM.
Mrs. Andrew Fitzpatrick, who looped the loop last Friday at Hendon with
her son Hector, is certainly one of the youngest-looking women in the
world of her age--for she is put down in black and white as forty-four
in more than one book of reference. Her miraculous _Lady Macbeth_, which
she impersonated at the age of seven, is still a happy memory to many
middle-aged playgoers, though the miracle was eclipsed by the nine days'
wonder of her elopement and marriage to Mr. Fitzpatrick, the famous
Ballarat millionaire, on her thirteenth birthday. Her daughter Gemma,
who made her _debut_ in Grand Opera at the Scala in 1895, is already a
grandmother; and her son Hector, who fought in the Russo-Turkish war of
1878, is the youngest Field-Marshal in the British Army.
M. Atichewsky, the famous Russian pianist, who gives his first recital
in the Bluethstein Hall next Wednesday, is no stranger to London
audiences, though he is only just twenty years of age. In the year of
QUEEN VICTORIA'S Diamond Jubilee he visited England as a _Wunderkind_,
being then only thirteen years of age, and created a _furore_ by his
precocious virtuosity. About eleven years later, while he was still in
his teens, he appeared at the Philharmonic Concerts with his second
wife, a soprano singer of remarkable attainments. The present Madame
Atichewsky, it should be noted, has a wonderful contralto voice, which
is inherited by her second daughter, Ladoga, who recently made her
_debut_ at the Theatre de la Monnaie, in Brussels.
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The Poetry of the Ring.
For two pugilists, shaking hands before the knock-out fight begins:--
"Ere we rush, ere we extinguish sight and speech
Each on each."
_BROWNING, "Love among the Ruins."_
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"It is interesting to learn that the swans on the lower lake have
built a nest and that one of the pairs on the upper lake have
followed suit, so that there is some possibility of signets on the
lakes presently."
_Beckenham Journal._
We shall be glad to see these freshwater seals.
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THE UNION OF IRISH HEARTS.
(_How the prospect strikes an Englishman._)
["In ancient times ... the Devlins were the hereditary horseboys of
the O'Neills. (Loud laughter.)"--_From the "Times'" report of Mr.
TIMOTHY HEALY'S speech in the House._]
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