Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 146, June 17, 1914Various
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 146, June 17, 1914
Various
English wit and humor -- Periodicals
SIR,--An extraordinary case of recovery of sight was brought to my
knowledge yesterday by an esteemed customer. About thirty years ago I
supplied him with an artificial eye to replace one which he lost while
duck-shooting in the Canary Islands. About six months ago he lost the
remaining sound eye through a blow from a golf-ball. I accordingly
fitted him with a second artificial eye, and you may imagine my surprise
when he came round to my place of business a few days later by himself
and read aloud to me the whole of your admirable leading article on
"Braces _v._ Belts." The therapeutic effect of high-class journalism on
myopic patients has, I believe, been noted by Professor Hagenstreicher,
the famous German oculist, but this is, I believe, the first instance on
record of a patient recovering his sight after both eyes had been
removed.
I am, Sir, etc., ANNAN EYAS.
CATARACT ARRESTED.
_To the Editor of "The Chimes."_
SIR,--Yesterday, which happened to be my ninety-seventh birthday, I
spent in reading your wonderful Potted Meat Supplement from cover to
cover. As there is more printed matter in it than in Mr. DE MORGAN'S
latest novel you might expect to hear that I am suffering to-day from
eye-strain. On the contrary the symptoms of incipient cataract, which
declared themselves a few months ago, have entirely disappeared, and I
was able to see the French coast distinctly this morning from my house
on the sea-front.
Yours truthfully,
_Folkestone._ JUDITH FITZSIMONS.
FROM OUR OLDEST SUBSCRIBER.
_To the Editor of "The Chimes."_
SIR,--I was 165 last birthday. I was in the merchant marine for upwards
of eighty years, and then became a Swedenborgian, but never had occasion
to consult an oculist. I was born in the reign of George II., or was it
Queen Anne?--I really forget which. My wife is 163, and we walk out,
when weather permits, and seldom omit church on Sundays. We both still
read your "Births, Deaths, and Marriages," and consider that they are
the best.
Yours venerably, W. A. G.
* * * * *
Another Suffragette Outrage.
"Among the elementary and fundamental rights and duties are (_sic_)
the security of the person. But it is violated as much by he
(_sic_) or she (_sic_) who challenges assault as by he (_sic_) or
she (_sic_) who assaults."
The five "_sics_" are ours. The rest belongs to the leader-writer of
_The Morning Post_, on whom militancy seems to have had a painful
effect.
* * * * *
"A Central News telegram from Montreal states that Miss Edith
Shaughnessy, daughter of Sir Thomas Shaughnessy, was married at St.
James's Roman Catholic Cathedral yesterday to Mr. W. H."--_Morning
Post._
From the wedding presents, which were both numerous and costly: "Mr. W.
Shakespeare to Bridegroom--Sonnets."
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A correspondent in _The Exchange and Mart_ writes:--
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