Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 146, June 17, 1914 — John Shaqi
Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 146, June 17, 1914Various
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 146, June 17, 1914
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English wit and humor -- Periodicals
"A man who gave the name of James DewTJnamedhiskmhmhfr mhafr awdih
acsih frdw hurst was remanded at Doncaster to-day charged with
attempting to pass a worthless cheque for 30s."--_Liverpool
Express._
As soon as the cashier saw the first eighteen inches of the name at the
bottom of the cheque he had his suspicions.
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[Illustration: THE LAW OF THE AIR.
_"Suburbia" writes:_ "My neighbour says the air is free and nobody can
claim it. Granted. But what I say is--ought my neighbour, considering
the narrowness of his garden, to be allowed to erect what is called a
giant-stride for the amusement of his sons and their young friends? When
will this dilatory Government take such matters in hand?"]
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THE YOUNG EVERYTHING.
Under this comprehensive title Messrs. Byett and Prusit have arranged
for a new series of books for the youth of both sexes, the aim of which
is to provide instruction in a number of the most desirable and
profitable walks of life. The principle of the work is that it is never
too soon to end. The General Editor will be that profound and
encyclopaedic scholar and publicist, Mr. ANTHONY ASQUITH, who will be
assisted by some of the ablest pens in the country.
THE YOUNG BANKRUPT, by Sampson Waterstock.
An exhaustive treatise on the right mismanagement of one's affairs, with
hints on the best method of bringing about a meeting of creditors. Among
the chapters are the following: "The Way to Carey Street;" "How to
settle things on one's Wife;" "Eccentric Bankrupts who have subsequently
paid in full, with Interest."
THE YOUNG BOOKMAKER, by Sharkey Hawker.
A complete guide to the Turf, than which few professions offer a more
exciting opening to a boy. How to calculate odds; how to cultivate the
voice; how to concentrate public attention on the wrong horse--these and
other topics are dealt with by competent hands.
THE YOUNG FILBERT, by Gilbert Hallam.
In this entertaining volume the complete art of youthful boredom and
ornamental and expensive sloth is exploited. Where to get clothes; how
much to owe for them; how soon to discard them and get others; what
adjectives to use; and where, the best nut food may be obtained--all is
told here.
THE YOUNG CENTENARIAN, by S. W. Calceby.
Hints on regimen by one of the most lucid and distinguished salubrists
of the day. Everything that can assist a boy or girl quickly to attain
to the status of honourable and decrepit old age is here carefully set
forth. The author guarantees that if his instructions are carried out
the conditions of centenarianism can be reached in ten years. "Lobster
salad for new-born babes" is one of his more original ideas.
THE YOUNG AUTHOR, by Brompton MacGregor.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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