Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 146, June 24, 1914Various
General
Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 146, June 24, 1914
Various
English wit and humor -- Periodicals
A cry of bitter disappointment broke out on the discovery that the
"munitions" consisted of nothing but books. But the uproar died down as
the old gentleman was seen to assume the attitude of an orator. His
words were at first received in courteous silence; then with sympathetic
approval; finally with deafening applause.
"Nationalist Volunteers!" he said: "I come from performing a similar
mission of camaraderie among the hosts of Ulster. I am no partisan. I am
like a certain philanthropist of whom I have heard who purveyed sherbet
to the rival camps of the Sultan of MOROCCO and the Pretender. I trust
that my fate may not be his, for he was the sole person killed in one of
the noisiest battles ever fought in the environs of Fez.
"This tome, identical with the rest of my munitions of peace, embodies
(for I made the contents myself, and so ought to know) the highest
wisdom mingled with the purest material for mirth. Its contemporaneous
perusal in both camps should encourage a common ideal of humour and so
promote mutual respect and affection.
"I would go even further and express the hope that here may be found a
spirit of genial tolerance which, if assimilated by all parties, will
infallibly lead to a solution of the Irish Question without the
inconvenience of bloodshed. Gentlemen, permit me!" And thereupon he
presented to the admiring gaze of his audience _Mr. Punch's_
ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY-SIXTH VOLUME.
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ILLUSTRATION: CARTOON.
ILLUSTRATION: INDEX
PARTRIDGE, BERNARD
After Ten Years, 311
Amending Bill (The), 411
Asquith to the Rescue (An), 271
Couleur d'Orange, 51
Crescendo, 371
Desperate Remedies, 151
Devotee of "The Doctrine" (A), 171
Diversion (A), 331
Dove of Peace (The), 491
From Fife to Harp, 291
Gift Horse (The), 111
Holiday Task (A), 431
Latest Velasquith (The), 211
Missing Word (The), 131
Neptune's Ally, 231
New Bellerophon (The), 91
New Shylock (The), 391
Price of Admiralty (The), 71
"Sincerest Flattery" (The), 451
"There's Many a Slip...", 251
Triumph of the Voluntary System, 471
Ulster King-at-Arms (The), 351
Wooing (The), 191
RAVEN-HILL, L.
After Closing Hours, 243
Black Man's Burden (The), 43
Captains Courageous, 483
Circus of Empire (The), 423
Clean Slate (A), 103
Coalition Touch (The), 403
Concert of South America (The), 383
Easter Egg (An), 263
Exit Tango, 83
Fight for the Banner (The), 283
Giants Refreshed, 443
Gift for Gift, 183
Lightening the Darkness, 223
Nine Old Men of the Sea (The), 163
One of Us--Now, 123
Penny Wisdom, 203
Penultimatum (A), 303
Refreshing the Fruit, 463
Sand Campaign (The), 31
Sitting Tight, 343
"Sort of War" (A), 323
Splendid Paupers (The), 11
Swashbucklers (The), 363
Throne Perilous (The), 143
Trust Clinch (The), 63
TOWNSEND, F. H.
Earthly Paradise (The), 3
Sea-Change (A), 23
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ARTICLES.
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