Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 146, March 4th 1914Various
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 146, March 4th 1914
Various
English wit and humor -- Periodicals
I quite realise that I have not the shadow of a case against Mr.
ALGERNON BLACKWOOD. He frankly calls his book _Ten Minute Stories_
(MURRAY), and that is exactly what they are. Nevertheless I did feel
a little aggrieved when each of them stopped with a jerk just as I
had become absorbed. One has a sense of having been cheated of one's
rights. That is why, though many of these sketches are as good as
they can be, I do not think that the book will be quite so popular
as others of his. But devout Blackwoodsmen will add it to their
collections and re-read the majority of its contents again and again,
as I propose to do. On second thoughts, indeed, I may say that perhaps
Mr. BLACKWOOD is not so unfair to his public as I have suggested,
for he is one of those writers who are not dead and done with after a
first perusal. He can pack a vast deal of food for thought even into
a ten-minute story. A good example of what I mean is to be found
in number fifteen of the collection, "Ancient Lights." Even a
scene-shifter at the Savoy Theatre would believe in fairies after one
reading of that. And if, after studying "If the Cap Fits," you lightly
steal a fellow-member's hat from your club, I shall regard you as a
very reckless dashing fellow. With the awful example of _Field-Martin_
before me, I would not do it for a fortune. I shall buy one of those
frightful plush hats which you see in shops but never out of them, and
I shall have my name in large letters on the inside band. And to the
hat-waiter's insidious "This is just as good, Sir," as he offers
me some sinister bowler or topper with a past, I shall reply with
gestures of disgust and threats to write to the committee.
* * * * *
"Detached 7-roomed horse wanted."--_The Norbury Weekly News._
Where is your one-stalled ox now?
* * * * *
Transcriber's Note:
Page 161: 'Deutches' is as printed. Alternative spelling (Wikipedia)
"Herr REINHARDT'S Deutches Theater"
Page 174: 'beleagured' corrected to 'beleaguered'.
"likened to a beleaguered garrison,"
Page 174: 'lose' corrected to 'loose'.
"A bull has got loose in the china"
Page 174: 'privonces' is as printed. (A 'Punch' joke: Metrolopis).
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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