Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 147, August 26th, 1914Various
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 147, August 26th, 1914
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English wit and humor -- Periodicals
While cordially endorsing all the deserved tributes that have lately
been paid to the tact and loyalty of our daily Press, we venture to
express a hope that the practice of printing every kind of contradictory
war report will not become of universal application to other forms of
intelligence.
Imagine, for example, being confronted with this kind of thing in the
Cricket specials:--
KENT _v._ LANCASHIRE.
THE GREAT MATCH BEGUN.
A telegram from Canterbury, dated 11 A.M., Aug 18th, states that the
great match has actually begun. No details are given.
AMAZING LANCASTRIAN VICTORY.
Rumour's Agency learns that the resistance of Kent has everywhere been
entirely overcome; no fewer than forty-three of the home side have been
dismissed for sixteen runs. Twenty-nine wickets fell before lunch.
_Maidstone, Aug. 19. [Delayed in transmission]_.--The team has arrived
in Canterbury. Captain TROUGHTON, in a stirring address, pointed out
that hostilities had been forced upon the county, which however would
not be found unprepared. The greatest enthusiasm prevails among the
team, who are in capital health. WOOLLEY especially was never in better
form.
STARTLING REPORT.
A private telegram received in Liverpool states that SHARP took
seventeen wickets for no runs in eleven minutes. Up to the time of going
to press this had not been officially confirmed.
_Dover._--No credence is attached here to the reported success of
Lancashire. It is pointed out that in any case the figures given must be
greatly overestimated, not more than eleven men being employed on either
side. Most probably the casualties include both umpires and spectators,
and these losses would have no real effect on the game.
_Manchester._--It is confirmed here that WOOLLEY has resigned.
_Canterbury, noon, Aug. 18. (From our Special Correspondent.)_--At
last I am able to send you definite information. Amidst a scene of
breathless enthusiasm the two Captains prepared to toss. A roar of
cheering soon afterwards proclaimed that the coin had declared in favour
of----
[Message breaks off here and has evidently been censored.]
Folkestone unofficial wires state that at lunch the scores stood--Kent
all out 463: Lancashire 14 for 2 wickets (both taken by WOOLLEY).
STOP PRESS.
The Press Bureau have just issued a statement that no play has yet been
possible in the Kent v. Lancashire match on account of rain.
* * * * *
"Pingoism in Japan may be matched by Jingoism here."--_Pittsburgh
Press._
Pingoism should be carefully distinguished from pongoism.
* * * * *
"SILENCE OF THE BRITISH VIRGIL.
The awful silence of the British virgil in the North Sea is unbroken
still."
_Newcastle Daily Journal._
We are glad to see our old friend VIRGIL spoken of as British. It is, no
doubt, the writer's forcible way of indicating Italy's sympathy.
OUR WAR MAP.
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