Produced by Neville Allen, Malcolm Farmer and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.net PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI. VOLUME 147 DECEMBER 16, 1914 * * * * * CHARIVARIA. _T. P.'s Weekly_, in some sprightly lines, suggests that _Punch_ should appear daily. This would certainly not be a whit more strange than to issue a _T. P.'s Weekly Christmas Number_ as is done by our contemporary. * * * Answer to a Correspondent.--Yes, khaki is the fashionable colour for plum-puddings for the Front. * * * _Post hoc propter hoc?_ Extract from the Eye-Witness's description of the KING'S visit to France:--"Another sight which excited the King's keen interest was the large bathing establishment at one of the divisional headquarters.... From here the procession returned to General Headquarters, where his Majesty received General Foch and presented him with the Grand Cross of the Order of the Bath." * * * Sir JOHN FRENCH'S praise of the Berkshire Regiment will surprise no one, least of all _Mr. Punch's_ Toby. * * * REUTER tells us that when DE WET arrived at Johannesburg he was looking haggard and somewhat depressed. This lends colour to the rumour that he was annoyed at being captured. * * * In a letter published by a German newspaper a Landwehr officer writes:--"On the German front officers and men do not salute in the usual way, but by saying, 'God punish England,' while the reply is, 'May He punish England.'" This admission that the Germans themselves cannot do it is significant. * * * _Die Post_, in a reference to our million recruits, says, "Mere figures will not frighten us." Frankly, some of the figures of the stout Landwehr men frighten _us_. * * * At last in Constantinople there are signs that it is being realised that the Germans are driving the Turkish Army to Suez-side. * * * When the Germans and the Russians both claim to have won the same battle, what can one do? asks a correspondent. We can only suggest that the matter should be referred to the Hague Tribunal. * * * An item of war news which the President of the Society for the Promotion of Propriety thinks the Censor might very well have censored:--"To the south of Lask the Russian troops took Shertzoff." * * * "The Grenadier Guard, 6 ft. 7 in. high, whom the Prince of Wales noticed in hospital, is not the tallest man in the British Army, that distinction being claimed for Corporal Frank Millin, 2nd Coldstream Guards, who is 6 ft. 8-1/2 in." This, again, is the sort of paragraph which might have been censored with advantage, for we are quite sure that, if the PRINCE OF WALES'S giant sees it, it will cause a relapse. * * * For the first time for many years there were no charges of murder at the December Sessions at the Old Bailey. It looks as if yet another of our industries has been filched by the Germans. * * *