Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 147, July 15, 1914Various
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 147, July 15, 1914
Various
English wit and humor -- Periodicals
"The downpour of rain, which lasted for an hour, was preceded
by a remarkable shower of hailstones, some of which were
almost as large as marbles, and were as hard as ice."
_Yorkshire Herald._
And then came the rain, some drops of which were as wet as water.
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"The tussle between Mr. Matheson and Mr. Anderson was carried
to the 18th green, where the latter stood one."--_Daily
Record._
"Mine's a gin and ginger," said Mr. MATHESON, as he holed the winning
put.
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[Illustration: THE CREATION OF A MASTERPIECE OF MILLINERY.]
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THE GUARDED GREEN.
[_It has been suggested that spectators at popular golf competitions
should be installed in grand stands and other enclosures, and be
restrained from wandering about the links._]
In playing his tee shot from in front of the Green Steward's marquee,
Mr. Tullbrown-Smith, who took the honour in the final round of the
1916 Amateur Championship, unfortunately pulled his ball, with the
result that, narrowly missing the Actors' Benevolent Fund stand, it
entered the grand ducal box. The Grand Duke Raphael graciously decided
that Mr. Tullbrown-Smith should be presented to His Imperial Highness
before playing out. Pardonable nervousness proved fatal to the shot,
which, being badly topped, fell into the Press pen, where it was
photographed by _The Daily Mirror's_ special artist before it could be
recovered by its owner.
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It is interesting to record that along the straight mile boarded by
the shilling enclosure Mr. Tanquery McBrail, who had been playing with
marvellously decorative effect, had his ball blown into the bunker at
the tenth by the laughter of the less well-informed onlookers, while a
regrettable incident was the contribution of several empty ginger-beer
bottles to the natural difficulties of the hazard.
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Some dissatisfaction was expressed among the occupants of the cinema
operators' cage. From the position allotted to them by the publicity
committee it was impossible to film the most interesting moments in
the Championship round, such as Mr. Tullbrown-Smith's acceptance of a
peeled banana from his caddie on emerging from the particularly scenic
bunker known as "Hell." Also a fine "picture" was missed at the
13th tee, where Mr. Tanquery McBrail was surrounded by a militant
suffragist, who had invaded the course in spite of the rabbit-wire and
double _chevaux-de-frise_.
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