Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 147, July 29, 1914 — John Shaqi
Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 147, July 29, 1914Various
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 147, July 29, 1914
Various
English wit and humor -- Periodicals
At this stage it was found expedient to drop the subject; adjournment
not further resisted.
_Business done._--Budget Bill dealt with on Report stage.
_Thursday._--With that austerity that since Stuart times has marked
relations of House of Commons with royalty Mr. HOGGE is known at
Westminster simply as the Member for East Edinburgh, a position he
with characteristic modesty accepts. But blood, especially royal
blood, like murder, will out. Lineal descendant of one of the oldest
dynasties in the world's history, Mr. HOGGE cannot be expected always
and altogether to be free from ancestral influence. Something of the
hauteur of 'OGGE, King of Bashan (or, as some records have it, OG)
is discerned in his attitude and manner when, throned on corner seat
below Gangway, he occasionally deigns to direct the PRIME MINISTER in
the way he should go.
Such opportunity presented itself in connection with meeting of
Conference which through the Parliamentary week has centred upon
Buckingham Palace the attention of mankind. With respect to palaces
Mr. HOGGE is by family association an expert.
"Why Rookery?" _Miss Betsey Trotwood_ sharply asked _David
Copperfield_ when he casually mentioned his mother's postal address.
"Why Buckingham Palace?" asked Mr. HOGGE, bending severe glance on
Treasury Bench whence the PREMIER had judiciously fled.
St. Stephen's, which houses the Member for East Edinburgh, is also a
royal palace. Why then was not the Conference held within its walls,
instead of under the roof of what he loftily alluded to as "the
domestic Palace"?
This and much more, with covert references to machinations of the two
Front Benches, Mr. HOGGE wanted to know.
The PRIME MINISTER, uneasily conscious of the coming storm, had,
as mentioned, discreetly disappeared. As an offering to righteous
indignation he left behind him on the Treasury Bench the body of
ATTORNEY-GENERAL. That astute statesman avoided difficulty and
personal disaster by meekly undertaking to lay before the PRIME
MINISTER the views so eloquently and pointedly set forth by the hon.
Member.
Mr. HOGGE graciously assented to this course, and what at the outset
looked like threatening incident terminated.
_Business done._--Budget Bill passed Third Reading without a division.
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[Illustration: _Waiter._ "WHAT SAUCE WILL YOU TAKE WIZ YOUR FISH,
SAIR?"
_Polite Customer._ "WELL, WHAT DISINFECTANTS HAVE YOU?"]
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"Mr. Hogge: Can the Prime Minister say whether any of those
taking part in the Conference attached any conditions to their
entering the Conference?
'I cannot sty,' replied the Premier."--_Evening News._
Was this quite worthy of the PRIME MINISTER? We ourselves do not care
for these personal jokes on people's names.
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