Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 147, October 14, 1914Various
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 147, October 14, 1914
Various
English wit and humor -- Periodicals
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More Looting by the Kaiser's Family?
"Prince Joachim, the Kaiser's youngest son ... was met at the
railway station by his mother, who pointed proudly to the
second-class altar cross on her son's breast."--_Eastern Daily
Press._
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The American Touch.
"Great steel plates have been fixed about the ceilings and walls of
a room which now shelters the famous Venus D. Milo."
_Toronto Daily Star._
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UNWRITTEN LETTERS TO THE KAISER.
No. IV.
(_From DIETRICH Q. FRIEDLICHER, an American Citizen._)
KAISER WILHELM,--I've been hearing no end during the last month or two
about German efforts to capture American opinion. It seems you think us
a poor sort of creatures unable to find out for ourselves the right way
of things. You've been measuring our people up and you've got a kind of
fancy that we're running about our continent with our eyes staring and
our mouths gaping and our poor silly tongues wagging, and that we're
busy collecting thoughts from one another about this war in Europe so we
shan't look ignorant when we read what other countries are doing. "See
here," I'm supposed to be saying as I go around,--"see here! What's this
Belgium, anyway, and how in thunder does she come to stand out agin the
great German army? And why are the Germans knocking Belgium to flinders
and shooting her citizens? Ain't the Germans Christians? Ain't their
soldiers generous and their officers merciful? Well then, it kinder
puzzles me to see the way they're getting to work. It's no wonder the
Belgian is set agin them. They're a little lot, them Belgians are, and
it's a queer thing, ain't it, that they should make all this trouble?
But I dunno. Maybe, there's something to be said for 'em if we only
knew. Then there's the English. They say they're fighting for freedom
this time, and maybe they're right to stick to their word and back up
their treaties. But it don't seem very clear as far as I can size it up.
Won't some kind gentleman come along and give me the true story?"
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