Punch or the London Charivari, Vol. 147, September 23, 1914Various
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Punch or the London Charivari, Vol. 147, September 23, 1914
Various
English wit and humor -- Periodicals
His spirits were low for some days, and the sight of regiments marching,
of soldiers with their friends, of placards telling the truth and the
not-so-truthful, made him feel very futile. He spent hours of every
evening wandering through the streets, watching the lighted windows of
Buckingham Palace, gazing at the policemen who guarded Downing Street.
He wanted to do so much for England, yet he must stand and wait. He had
left the mimic flag in his pin-cushion at home; he was in no mood for
wearing it now.
Then an idea came to him. His spirits rose, his eyes brightened; he
walked again with something of a martial swing, and whistled to himself
softly and inoffensively that even a neighbour might not have heard.
Bates had found his way. He too could serve England. He sacrificed all
but his bare necessities, and grew actually thinner and even less
obtrusive. His outer insignificance shrank, but inwardly he was as happy
as a warrior. Every week a postal order went to this relief-fund or to
that. It was regularly acknowledged to "One of the Bull-dog Breed."
Bates wears his flag boldly and is confident that we shall win.
* * * * *
Old Proverbs re-made in Germany.
I. "_Vedi Parigi e poi mori._"
* * * * *
KINGS FROM THE EAST.
Cities of wonderment,
Pink as the morn,
There, of the sunrise sent,
Reigned the Sun-Born;
From the high heaven's gate,
Sprung from the flame,
Ere Nineveh was great,
Ere Thebes a name!
Emeralds, milky pearls
Plucked from blue seas,
Footfall of silken girls--
Such for their ease;
Shimmer and silken sheen,
Jewel and maid--
These but the damascene
Chasing the blade!
For on a royal day
Lost in the years
Chose they the Happy Way--
The way of spears;
Ere Rome's first bastionings
Climbed from the sods
In the old East were kings
Warring with gods.
Lo, through the eastern sky
Crimson is drawn,
Kings in their panoply
Ride with the dawn;
Sprung from high heaven's gate,
Sprung from the flame,
Ere Nineveh was great,
Ere Thebes a name!
* * * * *
THE HOHENZOLLERN STIGGINS.
"'Oh, my young friend,' said Mr. Stiggins, 'here's a sorrowful
affliction.... It makes a vessel's heart bleed.'
Mr. Weller was overheard to murmur something about making a
vessel's nose bleed."
_Pickwick Papers._
* * * * *
A NEW VERSION.
When French joined FRENCH
Then was the tug of war.
* * * * *
MOTTO FOR THE WAR.
ENGLAND MEANS "BUSINESS--AS USUAL."
"'Who that England know who only England knows.' We are not certain
of the precise verbality, but thus the poet sang."
_"Leader," B. E. Africa._
The "precise verbality" is merely a private trouble of the poets.
* * * * *
From an official notification in _The Shanghai Municipal Gazette_:--
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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