Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 147, September 2nd, 1914Various
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 147, September 2nd, 1914
Various
English wit and humor -- Periodicals
Another work of outstanding significance is a volume of poems, entitled
_Kailyard Carols_, from the accomplished pen of Mr. Alan Bodgers, whom
Mr. DAVID LYALL, in a three-column article in the _Penman_, recently
declared to be the finest lyric poet since SHELLEY, and Mr. LYALL seldom
makes a mistake. Mr. Bodgers, it may be added, is the sub-editor of the
_Kilspindie Courant_, and has a handicap of twenty-two at the local golf
club.
* * * * *
Very welcome also is the announcement that Professor Hector McGollop has
undertaken to edit a series of Manuals of Moral Uplift, to which he will
contribute the opening volume on _The Art of Unction_. Other
contributors to the series are Dr. Talisker Dinwiddie, Principal Marcus
Tonks and the Rev. Bandley Chadd.
* * * * *
In the department of fiction the most remarkable of the novelties
promised by Messrs. Odder and Thynne is _The Nut's Progress_, by Mr.
EWAN STRAW. It will be remembered that in a four-column review of Mr.
STRAW'S last book, _Nothing Doing_, which appeared in the Xmas number of
the _Book Booster_, Sir CLEMENT SHORTHOUSE declared that this talented
fictionist combined the lilt of FRANK SMEDLEY (the author of _Frank
Fairleigh_) with the whimsicality of BARRIE and the austere morality of
ANNIE SWAN. Otherwise we may be sure the firm of Odder and Thynne would
never have published a work with so risky a title.
* * * * *
PERHAPS.
Of wolves that wear sheep's clothing
The world has long been full,
But I've a special loathing
For one in Berlin wool.
Although the wool may cover
Not more than half the beast,
Perhaps when all is over
He'll be entirely fleeced.
W. W.
* * * * *
"MAGNIFICENT BEQUEST TO THE LOUVRE. Sunspot Visible to the Naked
Eye."
_Times._
France seems to have acquired Germany's spot in the sun.
* * * * *
Illustration: _Ethel (in apprehensive whisper which easily reaches her
German governess, to whom she is deeply attached)._ "MOTHER, SHALL WE
HAVE TO KILL FRAeULEIN?"
* * * * *
REASONING IN THE RANKS.
[_Several journals have pointed out that the type of recruit now
offering himself is in a high degree capable of reasoning and
initiative._]
"Now I want any of you who are puzzled about anything to ask questions
about it," said the instructing sergeant-major ... and anon:
"Right about, Number 3 of the front rank! There is no such thing as left
about turn. Squad, form----"
"Excuse me," interrupted Number 3, "but why do you say that there is no
such thing as left about turn?"
"Because there isn't," said the sergeant-major unsympathetically.
"But, my good man," urged Number 3, "there must be. I've just done it.
Why, look here!"
He did it again.
"Such a movement is not in the drill-book," said the sergeant-major
curtly.
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