A testimonial:-- "I have much pleasure in recommending Mrs. D---- as a very efficient masseuse after breaking my wrist." It was the least she could do to put it right. * * * * * THE SUPER-LUTHERAN CHURCH. [_The Tägliche Rundschau_ has published an article by Judge VON ZASTROW, of Berlin, on the Future National Church. It is to unite religion and love of the Fatherland; to reconcile the Sermon on the Mount with war; to make room for Pietists, Materialists, and Laodiceans; and to remove all sectional and sectarian differences. In short, the Church will bathe itself in "the new streams of German power, it will drink from the water which will make our German Will strong and healthy for battle. Our German piety, our German Christianity will assume an heroic colouring, in place of the sentimental tone which has hitherto characterised it."] When the fighting is finally over, And victory smiles on our land, And we 're living in comfort and clover, We must take our religion in hand; We must make it heroic and German, With "Fatherland-love" as its fount; We must reconcile War with the Sermon Once preached on the Mount. 'Twill embrace the disciples of HAECKEL'S Monistic material creed, The Mammonite worship of shekels, The gospel of hunger and greed; And the layman, so Laodicean, No more his devotions will shirk, But will kneel with the mild Manichean, The amiable Turk. In fine, there'll be nothing sectarian In Germany's National Church; And the pedants, Pelagian and Arian, Will be knocked from their petulant perch; All paltry divisions 'twill level That tend to enfeeble the Hun, And the worship of God and the Devil Will merge into one. * * * * * "Miss ---- has a sweet voice.... Perhaps her greatest appeal was simplicity and an entire lack of effectiveness." _"Journal," Meriden, Conn._ We have singers just like that in the old country, too. * * * * * "Lieutenant ---- is reported wounded by the War Office."--_Liverpool Daily Post._ He is not the only one who has been hurt by this agency. * * * * * "WANTED immediately for Boys' Industrial School (temporarily and possibly permanently), an All-round Tanner."--_Natal Mercury._ There is evidently a good deal of leathering to be done. * * * * * From JACK LONDON'S _A Son of the Sun_:-- "She had been hung up by one arm in the sun for two days and nights." Somewhere north of the Arctic Circle, we presume. * * * * * UNCHARTED SEAS.