There's a Bull and a Bear, and what do you think? They live in a Garden of white Stocks and pink. "I'll give you a pink Stock for one of your white," Says the Bear to the Bull; and the Bull says, "All right!" They never make answer if anyone knocks, They are always so busy exchanging their Stocks. * * * * * A PARTIAL PAT ON THE BACK. (_Another Little Lecture on the War, after the style of "The Spectator" (abbreviated)._) It is no time to waste words in praise of anybody. We want to give and mean to give--we may perhaps even say that we hope to give--the Cabinet our countenance and some measure of our approval, but neither adulation nor encomium. The Editor of this journal is quite ready to allot the laurels when they have been earned; he will be found at his post handing them out when the time arrives. But not now. It will be said, no doubt ... (Deletion of what will no doubt be said). You may ask a man to put his whole strength into drawing a cork, but unless you are a fool you do not, while the operation is going forward, keep nagging at him because the cork is too firmly jammed, nor do you jeer at him for his lack of prescience in not having selected a bottle with a wider neck. You do not ask him strings of useless questions as to why he doesn't grip the bottle between his feet or get a purchase on it with his teeth. Above all you do not keep handing him tools, such as a pair of scissors or a button-hook or a crowbar. No. You concentrate earnestly upon the provision of an _efficient corkscrew_, if you ever hope to taste the imprisoned liquor. And meanwhile, "Don't trip him up" should be the order of the day; "Don't catch his eye" should be your watchword; "Don't get into the bowler's arm" should be your motto. We shall be told, of course ... (Deletion of what we shall of course be told). But to discountenance nagging is not to encourage laudation, adulation, or encomium, or even praise. These can wait. The cow, to change the metaphor, will generally give her milk all the better if she is not in the act of being stroked or patted or wreathed with buttercups. We shall perhaps evoke the retort ... (Deletion of the retort, which will perhaps be evoked).