Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 150, May 3, 1916Various
History
Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 150, May 3, 1916
Various
English wit and humor -- Periodicals
The Editor of _The Angler's News_ makes public the request that
fishermen will provide him with the particulars of any exceptionally big
fish which they may catch. Strangely enough he does not suggest that the
data should be accompanied, for purposes of verification, by the fish
themselves. It is refreshing to know that there is a man left here and
there who is not trying to make something out of the War.
***
One of the Zeppelins that recently visited England dropped one hundred
bombs without causing a single casualty, and a movement is on foot to
present the Commander with a pair of white gloves.
***
"What I wish to show Mr. Norman," says Mr. G. K. CHESTERTON in _The New
Witness_, "is that the fantastic pursuit of the _idee fixe_ ... leads to
a _reductio ad absurdum_." One has often had occasion to notice the
rapidity with which a young _idee fixe_ will dart down a convenient
_reductio ad absurdum_ when closely pursued.
***
A writer in the current number of _The Fortnightly Review_ has
elaborated the theory that the War can be won without difficulty by
breaking through the German line in the West. It is the ability to grasp
these simple but fundamental truths that distinguishes the military
genius from the War Office hack.
***
The majority of the larger railways have now announced their intention
of serving no more meals on trains. While the reason has not been
officially stated the authorities are said to be of the opinion that
Zeppelins have on several occasions been able to reach important termini
by following the smell of cookery.
* * * * *
The Perils of the Tyne.
"A ship's apprentice who attempted the rescue of a man in
shark-infested waters to-day, at Newcastle, received the
Shipping Federation's diploma and medal."
_Morning Paper._
* * * * *
The Infallible Experts.
"In general (continued Count Andrassy), the battle has ceased to
be of the nature of a siege, as it was intended to be at the
beginning. It is a long-drawn-out and deadly combat between the
French and German armies, and the victory of one will
undoubtedly be the defeat of the other."--_Yorkshire Post._
"It is a reasonable conclusion from these facts that ... the
principal attack, supposing that it should actually have taken
place, has already been made."
_Col. FEYLER in "The Sunday Times."_
* * * * *
Delphinium Hybrids.
"What looks much handsomer than a sow of Delphiniums in the
borders of your garden, and once planted they are always
there."--_Garden Work for Amateurs._
The only drawback is that it is apt to make such a litter.
* * * * *
"Before we are through with it, we may be obliged to have a war
outright with Mexico, because the Defacto Government is none too
friendly to us."--_Bournemouth Guardian._
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account