Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 158, 1920-04-07 — John Shaqi
Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 158, 1920-04-07Various
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 158, 1920-04-07
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English wit and humor -- Periodicals
"That was most interesting," she said with a sinister laugh. "But perhaps
you will read _my_ palm now. You see, it was Mrs. B.'s that you have just
read. She slipped her hand through under my scarf."
There was a burst of laughter from everybody. Idiotic kind of joke, I call
it.
I can assure the writer of the Sunday articles that a knowledge of
palmistry does not necessarily make one popular.
I am now wondering where you can buy hand-books on spiritualism.
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[Illustration: _Philosopher_ (_who has been mistaken for the football_).
"THANK 'EVING THE CRICKET SEASON'LL SOON BE 'ERE!"]
* * * * *
"It is proposed that the family man shall be dealt with on a flat
rate. Every wife will confer exemption on L100 of
income."--_Spectator._
Surely our revered contemporary does not imply that the new Income Tax
proposals will encourage polygamy.
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[Illustration: THE SPIRIT OF THE AGE.
_Polite Passenger._ "DO YOU MIND SMOKING, MADAM?"
_Old Lady._ "NOT AT ALL. I'LL SMOKE WITH PLEASURE IF THEY'RE GYPPIES. CAN'T
_STAND_ GASPERS."]
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THE LEAGUE OF NATIONS UNION.
AN APPEAL TO ALL MEN OF GOOD WILL.
The League of Nations Union is engaged in a campaign for the purpose of
making the objects of the League of Nations better understood in the
country at large. The chief danger that threatens the League is to be found
in the apathy or unconsidered scepticism of the public; almost the sole
active opposition comes from those who would substitute for it a
proletarian Internationale devoted to the interests of one class only in
the world, and from certain reactionaries who favour a return to the system
of imperialism which was the cause of the War. In the words of HIS MAJESTY
THE KING, "We fought to gain a lasting Peace and it is our supreme duty to
take every measure to secure it. For that nothing is more essential than a
strong and enduring League of Nations. The Covenant of Paris is a good
foundation, well and truly laid. But it is and can be no more than a
foundation. The nature and strength of the structure to be built upon it
must depend on the earnestness and sincerity of popular support."
To those, if any, who contend that the Government should be left to carry
out its own propaganda for the League of Nations the obvious answer is that
it is necessary for this work to be done by an independent body which can
bring public pressure to bear upon the Government of the day and urge such
amendments in the machinery and constitution of the League as time and
experience may show to be desirable. The Union, in fact, bears to the
League of Nations the same relation that the Navy League bears to the
Senior Service; it is an independent body organised to educate opinion in
the needs of a national cause.
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