If they were Miss JENNINGS' bombs, Miss FAIRBROTHER threw the most and the best of them with a perfect aim. The rest of the platoon helped in varying degrees. I hope I don't irretrievably damage Miss JOYCE CAREY'S reputation as a modern when I say that she looked so pretty and innocent that I don't believe even sour old spinsters would have doubted her. A charming and capable performance. Mr. DONALD CALTHROP made love quite admirably on the lighter note; a little awkwardly, perhaps, on the more serious. Miss SYBIL CARLISLE handled an unpromising part with great skill. Miss ELLIS JEFFREYS as the ineffable _Lady Tonbridge_ was as competent as ever, and had a coat and skirt in the Third Act which filled the female breast with envy. Looks like a long run. T. * * * * * [Illustration: DRESSING THE PART. _Stout Tramp_ (_who has been successful at the last house_). "THIS IS A NICE 'AT SHE'S GIVEN ME." _Partner._ "YUS, IT _IS_ A NICE 'AT; BUT, MIND YOU, IT AIN'T GOT THE BREAD-WINNIN' QUALITIES OF THE OLD 'UN."] * * * * * "Art in Washing--with economy.--Ladies desiring personal attention are invited to apply to ---- Laundry."--_Daily Paper._ No "imperfect ablutioner" (_vide_ "The Mikado") should miss this opportunity. * * * * * "Fun undiluted and rippling is the main feature of _The Little Visiters_, and not a single feature of the author's book is lost in the process of dramatisation."--_Weekly Paper._ Except, apparently, the title. * * * * * The Boat-Race. ADVANTAGES ENJOYED BY CAMBRIDGE. In complimenting the Light Blues we cannot help calling attention to two curious facts which may have contributed to their victory, and seem to have escaped the notice of the Oxford crew. According to _The Weekly Dispatch_ Mr. SWANN rowed "No. 9 in the Cambridge boat"; and a photograph in _The Illustrated Sunday Herald_ ("the camera cannot lie") distinctly shows the Cambridge crew rowing with as many as eight oars on the stroke side. How many they were using on the bow side is not revealed. * * * * * "WANTED IMMEDIATELY! MEDICAL DOCTOR for Joe Batt's Arm and vicinity. Salary two thousand dollars guaranteed. All specials additional. Address communication to ALEX. COFFIN, Sec. Doctor's Committee." _Newfoundland Paper._ Even the serious condition of Joe Batt's Arm hardly interests us so much as the challenge to the world's humourists implied in the Committee's selection of their secretary. * * * * * MY ONE ADMIRER. Of course my wife had made me go to the bazaar. All men go to bazaars either because their wives send them, or in search of possible wives. The men who are never at bazaars are those with humane wives, or the true bachelors.