Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 158, June 16, 1920 — John Shaqi
Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 158, June 16, 1920Various
General
Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 158, June 16, 1920
Various
English wit and humor -- Periodicals
I doubt whether the complications which attend the devolution of dead
men's property were created for the confusion of survivors or for the
convenience of novelists. In the case of _The Lost Mr. Linthwaite_
(HODDER AND STOUGHTON), _Mrs. Byfield_ had married _Mr. Byfield_, or
at least she thought she had, and _Mr. Byfield_ had died, supposedly
intestate. Previously _Mrs. Byfield_ had married _Mr. Melsome_, or
again she thought she had, and _Mr. Melsome_ had disappeared and was
assumed to be dead, leaving nothing behind him except a brother as
vile as himself. The following discoveries were made by her in due
sequence: That _Mr. Melsome_ was not dead and that therefore she was
not _Mrs. Byfield_ but _Mrs. Melsome_; that _Mr. Melsome_ was already
married when he purported to marry her, and that therefore she was not
_Mrs. Melsome_ but _Mrs. Byfield_; and that a solicitor's clerk was
absconding with the bulk of the _Byfield_ estate, which, of course,
was what the bother was all about. Her son, bitten with the craze for
discoveries, then discovered on his own that the late _Mr. Byfield_
hadn't died intestate. I wonder myself if he ever really died at
all.... These are what Mr. J. S. FLETCHER very aptly calls the mere
legalities; the plot, which thickens and thickens from first page to
last, concerns the handling of them by the evil but talented _Melsome_
brothers, the accidental intervention of _Mr. Linthwaite_, and the
rescue work of his admirable nephew, _Mr. Richard Brixey_, of _The
Morning Sentinel_. Mr. FLETCHER tells his story well, but up to the
very last moment I was looking and hoping for a surprise and was
suspecting those legalities of being a deception invented to make
the surprise all the greater. A first-class adventure, in my opinion
spoilt by the sacrifice of originality to technicality.
* * * * *
"The girls, to the number of 116, escaped in their night
attire, and displayed great coolness."--_News of the World._
Very natural.
* * * * *
"Baron Evence Coppee, a Belgian, has been arrested on
the charge of furnishing coal to the enemy during the
war."--_Daily Paper._
With a name like that the copper could hardly miss him.
* * * * *
"Sir Robert is now satisfied, I understand, that there
is considerable merit in the adage 'all comes to he who
waits.'"--_Daily Paper._
SIR ROBERT seems easily pleased.
* * * * *
"ORCHESTRA (small), or few Instrumentalists, for sea-handling
Margarine and Butter in up-to-date style."--_Advt. in
Provincial Paper._
But we fear that some of the stuff met with nowadays would "beat the
band."
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