Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 158, June 9, 1920Various
General
Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 158, June 9, 1920
Various
English wit and humor -- Periodicals
In most stories constructed on the _Enoch Arden_ principle one of the
husbands or wives (whichever it may be of whom there are too many) is
usually a very nasty person. Miss SOPHIE COLE, in _The Cypress Tree_
(MILLS AND BOON), makes all three of her entangled characters quite
attractive; in fact, though I fear she would not wish me to say so, I
really liked the unsuccessful competitor better than the winner. Books
made up of the little homely things which might happen to anybody
and distinguished by their pleasant atmosphere have been Miss COLE's
speciality in the past; this time she has, without abating a jot of
her pleasantness, added a touch of the occult in the shape of an old
black-letter volume which infects everyone who gets possession of
it with a mildly insane determination to keep it. An honourable man
steals it and a nice woman smacks her baby for holding it, so you can
see how really baleful its influence must have been when you consider
that they were both Miss COLE'S characters. A very little of the
occult will excuse a good deal of improbability, and the small amount
that has crept into _The Cypress Tree_ does not spoil the effect of a
truly "nice" tale.
* * * * *
As an admirer of the _Spud Tamson_ books it irks me to have to say
that _Winnie McLeod_ (HUTCHINSON) contains too much solid sermon to
appeal to me. I gather that R. W. CAMPBELL wants to show how dangerous
life may be for a poor and beautiful girl, and as a warning _Winnie_
can be confidently recommended. But sound and wholesome as the
preaching is it seems to me more suitable for a tract than for a
novel. Moreover it is not easy to feel full sympathy with a hero who
is frankly called an Adonis, who "played a good bat at cricket,"
and also in a strenuous rugger match "dropped a beauty through the
Edinburgh sticks." Altogether the picture suffers from the prodigious
amount of paint that has been spent on it; yet I am confident it will
afford edification to many people whose tastes I respect but cannot
share.
* * * * *
"Ninety-six per cent. of men employed in the gas undertakings
voted in favour of a strike. Four per cent. were against
such action and the neutrals formed an infinitesimal
number,"--_Daily Paper._
A mere cipher, in fact.
* * * * *
"Required, immediately, man with intimate knowledge of colours
to call on consumers with ochres from the French Alps."
_Daily Paper._
Personally, we always prefer to consume raw umbers from the Apennines.
* * * * *
[Illustration: _Customer._ "BUT IF THESE WATCHES COST TEN BOB TO MAKE,
AND YOU ARE SELLING THEM AT THE SAME PRICE, WHERE DOES YOUR PROFIT
COME IN?"
_Watchmaker._ "WE GET IT REPAIRING THEM."]
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Transcriber's Note:
p. 1.: 'say' corrected to 'says' ... 'says a Government official.'
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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